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so I use way too much toilet paper


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I pretty much clog the toilets of everywhere I go because I have an ocd obsession with being clean around my butthole area  and I just simply do not always have special wipes for this and I usually forget to buy them at the store and even when I do buy them,  the toilets still get clogged but maybe slightly less often

 

 

last edit on 6/19/2022 9:09:08 PM
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on the plus side it has been really good for my social anxiety,  because new people around where I live usually meet me first because of this reason  (like airbnbs or roommates and stuff)  and those who do not know me very well that I have a poop fetish probably assume that I am awkward around them because our first interactions involved a toilet that I clogged,  but this is not the reason why I am awkward around them and I actually laugh my a** off about it every time  :p

 

 

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like for example I am at a new airbnb and it is Father's Day and the toilet clogged today,  and now it probably will not even be unclogged because all of the fathers who are plumbers and handymen are probably with their families,  and I have gotten better and more practiced at learning to unclog myself,  but the plunger in this airbnb is practically useless so I do not think that it is even my fault that I cannot unclog it

 

 

last edit on 6/19/2022 9:12:39 PM
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Have you ever thought of flushing at the half-way point instead of clogging people's toilets? 

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Have you ever thought of flushing at the half-way point instead of clogging people's toilets? 

 

I do not like the cold water that might have other peoples' poop germs who are not on my approved list of willing to share germs with in it splashing on my butt,  eww no thank you

 

 

last edit on 6/19/2022 10:22:40 PM
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what is wrong with you Turncoat,  seriously lol  like you might as well just tell me to drink other peoples' poop germ water to avoid potential clogging  you have serious issues lol

 

 

last edit on 6/19/2022 10:25:15 PM
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Turncoat is a weirdo  >.>

 

 

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Just lift your butt off the seat while it flushes, you shouldn't have to be clogging their toilets

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/mfw Turquie needs potty training

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yeah,  what is the best way to wipe your butt using the least amount of toilet paper,  without using a bidet because those seem like a hassle unless they are built into the toilet

 

 

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