/mfw the devil's advocate reads the bible more often than God's wife
praise Jesus if that is even true, which it likely is not but k lmao :p keep reading the bible
To know the word of your enemy is to be prepared for them.
That and God's Deretsun as fuck about Satan, it's kind of hilarious.
He wants to appear neutral about the guy and all He can tell Himself is that He loves him. He gives him so many chances to the point of Satan getting more and more people on his side, and every time Satan does well enough at undermining the process God throws frogs and floods at it in a tantrum rather than addressing Satan over it.
Once we get to The Rapture, Judgement Day's going to be comedy for hearing the sheer number of sins over the sheer number of people, and this split is effectively how teams will be decided for the war.
It's like God can't punish him any further than He already has, giving Satan more room to do anything he wants. It's sort of like the Batman/Joker problem honestly.
All i know is that you basically can't follow the Bible, you do not follow God and you seek to make other worship you as his equal or somn and that seems pretty close to blasphemy and if that wasn't bad on its own you're out here commiting sins and excusing yourself of them by saying Jesus already died for your sins which like, if that's the case why not continue to sin? God has to forgive you either way
All i know is that you basically can't follow the Bible, you do not follow God and you seek to make other worship you as his equal or somn and that seems pretty close to blasphemy and if that wasn't bad on its own you're out here commiting sins and excusing yourself of them by saying Jesus already died for your sins which like, if that's the case why not continue to sin? God has to forgive you either way
Incorrect, I do not want anyone to worship me, and I am in remission from all of my sinning
All i know is that you basically can't follow the Bible, you do not follow God and you seek to make other worship you as his equal or somn and that seems pretty close to blasphemy and if that wasn't bad on its own you're out here commiting sins and excusing yourself of them by saying Jesus already died for your sins which like, if that's the case why not continue to sin? God has to forgive you either way
Incorrect, I do not want anyone to worship me, and I am in remission from all of my sinning
But you can sin however you like, Jesus died for your sins or whatever. It's fiiiiiine
All i know is that you basically can't follow the Bible, you do not follow God and you seek to make other worship you as his equal or somn and that seems pretty close to blasphemy and if that wasn't bad on its own you're out here commiting sins and excusing yourself of them by saying Jesus already died for your sins which like, if that's the case why not continue to sin? God has to forgive you either way
Incorrect, I do not want anyone to worship me, and I am in remission from all of my sinning
But you can sin however you like, Jesus died for your sins or whatever. It's fiiiiiine
Not only that, it's not her responsibility to fix it, it's Jesus'.
All i know is that you basically can't follow the Bible, you do not follow God and you seek to make other worship you as his equal or somn and that seems pretty close to blasphemy and if that wasn't bad on its own you're out here commiting sins and excusing yourself of them by saying Jesus already died for your sins which like, if that's the case why not continue to sin? God has to forgive you either way
Incorrect, I do not want anyone to worship me, and I am in remission from all of my sinning
But you can sin however you like, Jesus died for your sins or whatever. It's fiiiiiine
Not only that, it's not her responsibility to fix it, it's Jesus'.
Yeah, man just let Jesus adjust your sins
