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I have to flee


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I received a mail saying I am elligible for conscription because I did army in a foreign country (Turkey)

I have to leave my apt and get whatever I have and gtfo

My choices are

  • London
  • Porto Portugal
  • Medellin Columbia
  • Egypt, I prefer not to because its a shithole
  • Dubai prob wont be neutral but its good
  • Thailand (bang kok or pattaya)
  • jakarta indonesia (i can raise my kid as muslim)

no korea or japan or western countries as they are cucked and will join the war on us demand

 

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I vote London!

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Chapo said: 

I vote London!

It is the funniest option for him to pick. 

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How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

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last edit on 3/2/2022 7:06:24 PM
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How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

All that man on man buttsechs would be pretty ghey tho. 

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last edit on 3/2/2022 7:14:04 PM
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How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

All that man on man buttsechs would be pretty ghey tho. 

 Jim will finally get to be raped instead of being the rapist. 

 

Dont drop the soap, jim!

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I received a mail saying I am elligible for conscription because I did army in a foreign country (Turkey)

I have to leave my apt and get whatever I have and gtfo

My choices are

  • London
  • Porto Portugal
  • Medellin Columbia
  • Egypt, I prefer not to because its a shithole
  • Dubai prob wont be neutral but its good
  • Thailand (bang kok or pattaya)
  • jakarta indonesia (i can raise my kid as muslim)

no korea or japan or western countries as they are cucked and will join the war on us demand

 Is London not part of a Western country?

What about New Zealand? Personally, I wanna bug out to somewhere like the Maldives lol

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How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

All that man on man buttsechs would be pretty ghey tho. 

 Jim will finally get to be raped instead of being the rapist. 

...somehow I feel otherwise, the dude's slippery. 

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last edit on 3/3/2022 1:59:30 AM
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How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

 Ukraine released prisoners to use as soldiers.

Cheery bye!
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Chapo said: 

I vote London!

It is the funniest option for him to pick. 

part of family lives there and its immediately outside of the battle zone. it might change ulterior of course, buts its a main aviation hub so I can just fuck off to Namibia when needed.

 

How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

you are lucky you don't live in Saudi Arabia, adultery and theft is punishable with death there

 

How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

All that man on man buttsechs would be pretty ghey tho. 

tfw sissy fantasies about to be fulfilled

 

Outro said: 

I received a mail saying I am elligible for conscription because I did army in a foreign country (Turkey)

I have to leave my apt and get whatever I have and gtfo

My choices are

  • London
  • Porto Portugal
  • Medellin Columbia
  • Egypt, I prefer not to because its a shithole
  • Dubai prob wont be neutral but its good
  • Thailand (bang kok or pattaya)
  • jakarta indonesia (i can raise my kid as muslim)

no korea or japan or western countries as they are cucked and will join the war on us demand

 Is London not part of a Western country?

What about New Zealand? Personally, I wanna bug out to somewhere like the Maldives lol

 It's a muslim country now maashallah

New zealand is super dead, but maldives sounds good

 

How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

All that man on man buttsechs would be pretty ghey tho. 

 Jim will finally get to be raped instead of being the rapist. 

...somehow I feel otherwise, the dude's slippery. 

 

true, you can't hold me for more than secs

 

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How about prison? I hear its lovely this time of year. And you'll never even have to leave!

 Ukraine released prisoners to use as soldiers.

 Erdogan did the same during the 2016 coup and told everyone to pick up guns. Based move in my opinion, protecting the country is more important than protecting roasties from rape (they like it anyway)

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