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HA.

The clit pump was actually a thing  :D

But I don't actually have a son.

That was the joke.

That stupid thing was a waste of $60 (including my outrageous Canadian taxes and shipping charges.)

It was almost as boring as the stories you keep stupidly misquoting.

Energy?

I have lots of energy for stuff I care about.

You're a boring twat on a forum for retards and crazy ppl.

You've been stupidly repeating yourself for 8 years like a goddamn monkey.

You've never had the energy to say smthg original.

I'm bored af with you

Duh.

Xena said: 

HA.

The clit pump was actually a thing  :D

But I don't actually have a son.

That was the joke.

 

That stupid thing was a waste of $60 (including my outrageous Canadian taxes and shipping charges.)

It was almost as boring as the stories you keep stupidly misquoting.

 

Energy?

I have lots of energy for stuff I care about.

You're a boring twat on a forum for retards and crazy ppl.

You've been stupidly repeating yourself for 8 years like a goddamn monkey.

You've never had the energy to say smthg original.

 

I'm bored af with you

Duh.

 lmao y r u pretending u bought it, the whole thing was that u used ur sisters card cos u were too poor to and u didnt even ask her permission for smth as ridiculous as a clit pump. you're such a liar

listen, once again, you brought it up. u said 'i hope my son doesn't think i'm a perv' so i'm gonna judge u based on that, and wonder how on earth he would have even known about it. this is the weakest response ive ever seen, where u make believe its all a lie lmao u literally have no shame. own up to your shit, don't be a weak coward

lol that's rich coming from you. You're the dummy who's too much of a coward to say this stuff to my face.

I can't believe you found the one true story in that pile of nonsense and turned it into a lie.

I used my sister's credit card WITH HER PERMISSION.

It's a prepaid card ffs.

I HAVE TO give her money BEFORE SHE CAN USE THE CARD to buy anything.

Duh.

What I hid from her was what I was buying.

She gets strangely angry when I talk about sex for some reason, so I stopped sharing those details with her when we were both in our twenties..

That must be why you dumb dumbs think this is a good troll lol

And yeah.

My son is an invention.

Funny how you carp on this fiction but not my Charlie Sheen puppet or my Shrek puppet.

Or the time I wrote that pretty fiction in the voice of a seagull.

Or the time I pretended to be the krill in Happy Feet.

You are such a boring, lowbrow Jerry Springer fan lol

Good said: 

 This is fun

Xena said: 

lol that's rich coming from you. You're the dummy who's too much of a coward to say this stuff to my face.

 

I can't believe you found the one true story in that pile of nonsense and turned it into a lie.

I used my sister's credit card WITH HER PERMISSION.

It's a prepaid card ffs.

I HAVE TO give her money BEFORE SHE CAN USE THE CARD to buy anything.

Duh.

 

What I hid from her was what I was buying.

She gets strangely angry when I talk about sex for some reason, so I stopped sharing those details with her when we were both in our twenties..

That must be why you dumb dumbs think this is a good troll lol

 maybe she thought u were inappropriate about sex the same way ppl here did. maybe she disapproved of you sniffing undies and making jokes about offering a 13yo boy lube?

also i'm becoming concerned about how desperate you are to fight with me..did u get arrested for attacking that young girl over the lighter? r u on probation for attacking someone else now, so you're desperate to get into a fight where it's less likely the cops will get called? what is happening with u rn?

would u fight with some disease ridden homeless woman if she asked u to? would u fight her? a woman with nothing to lose? just because she can't handle your mouth? wouldn't u think 'nah, that's beneath me & trashy af'

Xena said: 

And yeah.

My son is an invention.

 

Funny how you carp on this fiction but not my Charlie Sheen puppet or my Shrek puppet.

Or the time I wrote that pretty fiction in the voice of a seagull.

Or the time I pretended to be the krill in Happy Feet.

 

You are such a boring, lowbrow Jerry Springer fan lol

 all i take from that is that he doesn't wanna talk to u. i mean i know for a fact u have a daughter, remember the pink hair debacle? she also did a vocaroo for us i thought, cos u told her about us?