So lemme get this straight...
A large over muscled dude all wasted on e
Is on this wrinkly old lady's private plane
Partying in his tightie whities... Alone?
lol and the old bird just went "EEK" and had him removed from the property bc... what?
Hot stoned nearly naked men who won't remember anything in the morning are scary or smthg?
She is a Conservative politician after all.
Idk... I'm finding it difficult to believe Stud Puppy found his way on to that jet without help xD xD
The 25-year-old, named by the media only as Volkan T., danced on the wing of the plane, sprayed foam around and pushed buttons in the cockpit of the jet in Cologne Airport.
Clutching a bag full of marijuana and ecstasy pills, the bodybuilder, believed to be of Turkish descent even released the inflatable emergency slide of the Airbus 319 on July 25 last year.
During the incident which lasted four hours, Volkan T blagged his way past security claiming he was going to a wedding reception in the officers' quarters before climbing a barbed wire fence and climbing onto the plane's left wing.
One inside the plane he sprayed foam from a fire extinguisher around the jet’s plush interior and jumped on the wing of the Airbus A319.
He inadvertently triggered an alarm that was logged by military personnel at 8:40 p.m.
But the man wasn't arrested until 12:23 a.m. when a police dog bit him in the leg - the delayed reaction time is being investigated.
Merkel was only hundreds of kilometers away at the opening of the Wagner opera festival in Bayreuth.
At least 100,000 euros of damage was caused to the plane which needed a new carpet, new coat of paint on its wing and a new emergency slide.
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Idk... I'm finding it difficult to believe Stud Puppy found his way on to that jet without help xD xD
Why not:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/23/us-air-force-nuclear-missiles-blast-door
The other confirmed blast door violation happened in May at Malmstrom Air Force Base, Montana. In that case, a person who entered the capsule to do maintenance work realized that the deputy crew commander was asleep with the door open and reported the violation to superiors. Upon questioning, the deputy crew commander initially denied the accusation but later confessed and said her crew commander had encouraged her to lie, Sheets said.
In April a crew member was found "derelict in his duties in that he left the blast door open in order to receive a food delivery from the onsite chef" while the other crew member was on an authorized sleep break, Air Force spokesman Lt. Col. John Sheets said in a statement.
A jet is minor compared to these
Cheery bye!
Oh he was a Turk lol The word "bodybuilder" made me think he might be good looking or smthg xP
Y'all missed my joke again. No depth in your interpretations, any of you.
I was ironically hinting that maybe Merkel had herself a sweet boi toy bc it took them long enough to catch the guy :P
Oh he was a Turk lol The word "bodybuilder" made me think he might be good looking or smthg xP
Y'all missed my joke again. No depth in your interpretations, any of you.
I was ironically hinting that maybe Merkel had herself a sweet boi toy bc it took them long enough to catch the guy :P
i like how u seem to get more racist as you get older. do u agree with that?
I've never liked Turkish men lol
Most of them are thick and nasty with hairy backs and proclivities to stinky freakish sex and stinky cigarettes.
Jimmy is actually good looking compared to most of them *retches*
I would be racist if I hated the women, too. And I don't.
The word you're looking for is misandrist, hon.