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Friedrich said: 

I usually hint at a woman being fat even though they are not then when they look upset I say 'just joking, don't worry about it' and quickly move on with a very sweet voice and say something funny or so. Then they are hooked. 

 dude. wtf is wrong with you??

Feathers said: 

You must be a photon because you excite me to a whole new level.

Hydrogen atom..?

Feathers, do you study science? Impossible.

Good said: 

Are you a grave? Because my dick just died.

 

By far one of my favorites.

Is that a reference to a boner or impotence..?

Friedrich said: 

I usually hint at a woman being fat even though they are not then when they look upset I say 'just joking, don't worry about it' and quickly move on with a very sweet voice and say something funny or so. Then they are hooked. 

Charming.

"Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon."

natasha87 said: 

Good said: 

Are you a grave? Because my dick just died.

 

By far one of my favorites.

 THE FUCK?! LMAO

 Once she says that, you give the finisher:

"I want to bury it in you ;) "

Do not actually do this, if you want to get laid, unless she works as a mortician or something. It is a shame I have to write this, but...

tpp said: 

Feathers said: 

You must be a photon because you excite me to a whole new level.

Hydrogen atom..?

 

Feathers, do you study science? Impossible.

Go with me and you’ll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.

• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

• Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the ONe.

• I’ve got my ion you, baby.

• You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!