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on 12/14/2021
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1 votes RE: Cheesy pick up lines

Are you mixed? Half fine, half mine?

on 12/14/2021
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Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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on 12/14/2021
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Buttered Toast said: 

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

 yes

on 12/14/2021
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1 votes RE: Cheesy pick up lines

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

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on 12/14/2021
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

 

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on 12/14/2021
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Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

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on 12/14/2021
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Are you a domestic abuse victim? Cos you look beat💕

on 12/14/2021
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Are you a grave? Because my dick just died.

 

By far one of my favorites.

Cheery bye!
on 12/14/2021
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I usually hint at a woman being fat even though they are not then when they look upset I say 'just joking, don't worry about it' and quickly move on with a very sweet voice and say something funny or so. Then they are hooked. 

on 12/14/2021
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Good said: 

Are you a grave? Because my dick just died.

 

By far one of my favorites.

 THE FUCK?! LMAO

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