It's clearly not working... Let's just agree we aren't made for each other. I'm smart and successful. We are nothing alike. We have nothing in common. How can I reduce myself to making moo sounds all day... It's so boring.
Now you can't say I didn't try. I tried. It's so painfully dull to converse with you people. You lack novelty, IQ, and all originality. You keep spouting the same old shit on infinite loop... and drama. I'd so much rather just use you. But I have my moral code, after all... Can't go too crazy.
You're all..... lost. So lost. You have no idea how hilarious you all look like to me. It's like watching a retard... stare at a spoon all day.
-Whatcha watching there, mikey?
- *drools*
-Do you like the spoon?
- *drools*
-Ok let's go outside, let's make you look at something other than that little spoon you got there
-*autistic screeching*
Why is the world filled with imbeciles and where can I find someone who is intelligent enough for me to have a normal conversation with..?
