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see03:48:55chimpi said: 

delora and blanc because i spit in the face of god

 Like id want to be anywhere near your monkey ass, you don't deserve my foraging and off grid  skills or knowledge. I'd leave you two in the dirt and be better off alone from day one, you would both starve and my ass would live. I would be eating violet tubers, violet leaves, nettle soup, wild onions, walnuts, cricket's,fish, dead nettle, dandelions, lambs quarters, mulberries, puffball mushrooms, edible bark, sorel, crab apples, drink from the springs and collect rain water and so on, like I do anyway and have relied on many times in the past, and your stupid asses would starve. Like id want blanc up my ass, she never struggled for food a day in her life, necessity is the mother of invention.  yeah fuck you dipshit 

Dr. Winner said: 

I’d say Trypt because I trust him and I actually enjoy his company. He’d be fun to have around if I ever get lonely, which is inevitable at the end of the world. We would also make cute babies so repopulating the world would be a beautiful sight. I also love his body, so I’d want to save him, even if I were mad at him. I would never ditch him just because it looks too difficult to escape from the zombies. Pretty much, he’s the perfect companion for the end of the world, which is what I’m planning for, ultimately. I’m sure he can handle a gun, too. He also makes me feel safe and like everything is going to be okay, which is important when you’re literally never safe. He’s also really smart, so he could help me out of a jam, but also street smart too, so if we get into trouble with living people, he could talk his way out of it. He’s literally the perfect man and as a chick, you need a man to do the manly thing.

 

Second person... Can we choose people who aren’t alive now? I’d choose my younger brother, if that’s allowed. He’s dead, but he was super funny, and would have gotten along with Trypt really well. They would play off of each other’s jokes and make life that much more worth living. Plus, he could protect me from anyone and he was brave and was into guns and we always dreamt of watching each other’s kids and all hanging out together as a big family, so we could find him a chick and the kids Trypt and I could make would hang out with his kids and we’d all be happy.

 

If they have to be alive, and on SC, I’d say I’ll just take Trypt. Not really into anyone else enough to want them around.

 

If it could be anyone, I’d say that one Russian YouTube guy who has all of the guns and shoots them and talks about them. This is obvious why I’d invite him. Guns are important in the zombie apocalypse.

 Omg stfu

Whorechata said: 

Dr. Winner said: 

I’d say Trypt because I trust him and I actually enjoy his company. He’d be fun to have around if I ever get lonely, which is inevitable at the end of the world. We would also make cute babies so repopulating the world would be a beautiful sight. I also love his body, so I’d want to save him, even if I were mad at him. I would never ditch him just because it looks too difficult to escape from the zombies. Pretty much, he’s the perfect companion for the end of the world, which is what I’m planning for, ultimately. I’m sure he can handle a gun, too. He also makes me feel safe and like everything is going to be okay, which is important when you’re literally never safe. He’s also really smart, so he could help me out of a jam, but also street smart too, so if we get into trouble with living people, he could talk his way out of it. He’s literally the perfect man and as a chick, you need a man to do the manly thing.

 Tryp i hope you used a condom 

 Don’t hate because I can feel stuff and you can’t. 

🌺plumeria🌺 said: 

Dr. Winner said: 

I’d say Trypt because I trust him and I actually enjoy his company. He’d be fun to have around if I ever get lonely, which is inevitable at the end of the world. We would also make cute babies so repopulating the world would be a beautiful sight. I also love his body, so I’d want to save him, even if I were mad at him. I would never ditch him just because it looks too difficult to escape from the zombies. Pretty much, he’s the perfect companion for the end of the world, which is what I’m planning for, ultimately. I’m sure he can handle a gun, too. He also makes me feel safe and like everything is going to be okay, which is important when you’re literally never safe. He’s also really smart, so he could help me out of a jam, but also street smart too, so if we get into trouble with living people, he could talk his way out of it. He’s literally the perfect man and as a chick, you need a man to do the manly thing.

 

Second person... Can we choose people who aren’t alive now? I’d choose my younger brother, if that’s allowed. He’s dead, but he was super funny, and would have gotten along with Trypt really well. They would play off of each other’s jokes and make life that much more worth living. Plus, he could protect me from anyone and he was brave and was into guns and we always dreamt of watching each other’s kids and all hanging out together as a big family, so we could find him a chick and the kids Trypt and I could make would hang out with his kids and we’d all be happy.

 

If they have to be alive, and on SC, I’d say I’ll just take Trypt. Not really into anyone else enough to want them around.

 

If it could be anyone, I’d say that one Russian YouTube guy who has all of the guns and shoots them and talks about them. This is obvious why I’d invite him. Guns are important in the zombie apocalypse.

 Omg stfu

 Hey, love changes people. I’m pretty annoyed at myself too. Love is gay and stupid and painful like crazy, but I can’t change how I feel no matter what Trypt is feeling. I’ll respect whatever he decides, but I’ll still love him and will be very sad if it turns out bad, but the feelings are worth the trouble. I didn’t think I could feel anything but bad feelings, so I’m happy I learned that’s a lie and finally felt the wonders of love and finally found someone who is worthy of my love.

I seem to have a lot more respect for fagot ass zombie than for human beings. :) I will start hunting the surviving people. :) To make it easier for me to track down survivors, I will feed all stray dogs I meet. :) I will become the alpha male of a larger pack of stray dogs. so that my pack of dogs will never starve, I will feed them with fagot ass zombie corpses, but this will not threaten their population. :) with my dogs I can easily track down even Dellora in her dense forests. :)

Dr. Winner said: 

If it could be anyone, I’d say that one Russian YouTube guy who has all of the guns and shoots them and talks about them. This is obvious why I’d invite him. Guns are important in the zombie apocalypse.

 FPSRussia? He's actually American and the accent is fake.

Dr. Winner said: 

🌺plumeria🌺 said: 

Dr. Winner said: 

I’d say Trypt because I trust him and I actually enjoy his company. He’d be fun to have around if I ever get lonely, which is inevitable at the end of the world. We would also make cute babies so repopulating the world would be a beautiful sight. I also love his body, so I’d want to save him, even if I were mad at him. I would never ditch him just because it looks too difficult to escape from the zombies. Pretty much, he’s the perfect companion for the end of the world, which is what I’m planning for, ultimately. I’m sure he can handle a gun, too. He also makes me feel safe and like everything is going to be okay, which is important when you’re literally never safe. He’s also really smart, so he could help me out of a jam, but also street smart too, so if we get into trouble with living people, he could talk his way out of it. He’s literally the perfect man and as a chick, you need a man to do the manly thing.

 

Second person... Can we choose people who aren’t alive now? I’d choose my younger brother, if that’s allowed. He’s dead, but he was super funny, and would have gotten along with Trypt really well. They would play off of each other’s jokes and make life that much more worth living. Plus, he could protect me from anyone and he was brave and was into guns and we always dreamt of watching each other’s kids and all hanging out together as a big family, so we could find him a chick and the kids Trypt and I could make would hang out with his kids and we’d all be happy.

 

If they have to be alive, and on SC, I’d say I’ll just take Trypt. Not really into anyone else enough to want them around.

 

If it could be anyone, I’d say that one Russian YouTube guy who has all of the guns and shoots them and talks about them. This is obvious why I’d invite him. Guns are important in the zombie apocalypse.

 Omg stfu

 Hey, love changes people. I’m pretty annoyed at myself too. Love is gay and stupid and painful like crazy, but I can’t change how I feel no matter what Trypt is feeling. I’ll respect whatever he decides, but I’ll still love him and will be very sad if it turns out bad, but the feelings are worth the trouble. I didn’t think I could feel anything but bad feelings, so I’m happy I learned that’s a lie and finally felt the wonders of love and finally found someone who is worthy of my love.

 Meanwhile tryp is like "hello, can you please take your love back? Thank you so much. Alright I'm gonna go fuck my lesbian side bitch now."

lol yeah.

Definitely would not bring any of these squabbling shitbags into my apocalypse.

You all would be so busy arguing and yelling at each other, the zombies would eat you your first day out lolololol

Xena said: 

Definitely would not bring any of these squabbling shitbags into my apocalypse.

I would, they'd be significantly more predictable than a random stranger. 

We're only allowed to pick two... but I've also had some of them as roommates now so that makes those into more obvious candidates. Based on what I've seen so far though, I'd probably pick Crow and Cain. 


Crow: Agricultural and Psychological, strong work ethic, years of time together intimately to form that much more trust, experience with reading each other for tendencies and personal microexpressions to the point of feeling half-psychic over each other at points, it'd be the most sensible pick. I also trust she wouldn't hide her bite from us. 

Cain: Conversational and Spiritual, also strong work ethic. Is an improvisational genius even if his planning isn't the best, and a walking good luck charm more often than not when it comes to interpersonal situations. He has a lot of aspects to him that'd balance out the rest of the party, and through us three we're basically equipt to deal with that many more kinds of people's needs. Also is one of the less likely ones to hide if he's been bitten. 

I would consider taking Cain into the apocalypse, but I'd have to meet him irl, first.

He's horny af and doesn't use condoms lol. Not sure I would trust him with my daughter.

Her body is her business when she has adequate medical care, but not when shit goes medieval and I'm the asshole who will have to put her down if she goes Lori Grimes on us. 

Crow... hm... nah. She knows farming and livestock.

But she's dating you lol so for that reason I'll never fully trust her.

I thought the question was about current members.

If we're taking past members, I would also consider Haart.

Cain and Haart are both only maybes, tho.