c4 said: 

You even hooked up with Trypt's girl, Jim ex fiance, Barrel's ex, and the girl that took Spites virginity you sly dog.

 wish i didn't. was basically desperate to lose my virginity so i lowered my standards to the ground and lied through my teeth, said exactly what she wanted to hear.

 

shouldn't have done it. the whole experience was disgusting and i'll never stoop that low again

 That was supposed to be funny. 

It was?