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Don’t spend money on over priced perfumed deoderant wipes 

very rediculous. Micellar water is ten million times cheaper and actually kills the bacteria so that you’re truly cleaning it 

great gym bag hack 

Mass shootings: 

never ever go into a contained space which there is only one exit. The crowding will make it unlikely you will be able to get out in time should there be a fire gas attack or explosion. And when you are trapped in a space such as this, it is free game for the shooter and you are a pinned sittingduck. 

a lot of people’s first instinct is to go into the bathrooms but you’re better off taking a round to the head instead of bleeding to death with your friend in your arms. This happened at pulse, true story. 

dont go in the bathrooms. Don’t corner yourself

Kidnappings: 

Zip ties are easy to break you just slap your wrists downward so your forearms are hitting your hips as hard as possible, while your sort of bend forward with your torso. In one very strong motion. It will break the ties. 

Always cater to the kidnapper if you are in a situation which you cannot readily escape building trust is your only way out sometimes. Make them believe that you believe their delusions too whatever they may be and that they are justified. Cater to their mental illness whatever it may be, there always is one. 

If your tied to a chair, the chair is not cemented to the floor. You can still move. 

if you’re under water for some reason I’m a car, the only way out is to press both feet together slamming them straight into the windshield. This also works out of water if you need to get out of a vehicle or, it would really throw someone off while they are driving if your just kangaroo’d thebindows out with your feet. 

That being said, it would hurt, but it is possible to break out of windows. You must dive as if your are diving into a pool with a running start, or you can slam your body into it from the side, and roll onto the floor. Or, you can use your feet. 
the femur is the strongest bone in the body and the amount of force it has can be lethal. 
you can crush someone’s skull with just your feet by stomping in it... 

ifs a very strong amount of force there in your legs. 

there is also a strong amount of force between your index finger and middle finger. And if you hold an object there like a key for example, it becomes a knife and you can use it to puncture someone in the jugular which is where I would recommend as its most vulnerable and quickest disabling. There is some truth to wolverines super power. 

More tips.... 

fake a medical emergency. Immediately. This will disarm the kidnapper for just a moment and while they scramble not knowing what to do, run in the opposite direction as fast as you can. 

if they are firing bullets at you, run in a zig zag. Only trained professionals have the ability to get a target moving like that. 

If they are choking you, press your thumbs into their eye sockets as hard as you can. This hurts a lot and they will have to stop. If your hands are tied, do as best as you can to head butt them in the nose as hard as you can. If you can move your knees or feet kick them or knee them, or wraps your legs around them and turn them over and crush their pelvis with your knee. This hurts too much to ignore. There is also an area in the groin, that if you press on it, it will cause them to loosen their grip and pass out. But you have to stick your hand in their pants and grab it as hard as you can like grabbing the side of a sub with your index finger and your thumb and pressing as hard as you can 

If they have a gun pointed at you get as clos as you can to the weapon with out causing suspicion and then with one hand press on their wrist as hard as you can grip it with your thumb pressed into the softest tissue. And and then with the other hand press the shaft backwards toward their face jamming the weapon, or just slap it away or grab it quickly. Then turn it to face them ASAP. 

pressing on the wrist causes their grip to loosen and drop the weapon. 

Falling. 

if you are falling from a height, it is best to land on your back. If it’s an “impossible to survive” height. With your head protected by putting your head chin to your chest curling it but not bending your back keep your back as flat as possibles and then fall flat on your back, with your hands behind your head. 

you will have serious injuries but this is only way to live, if you’re lucky. 

if you’re going into water however it’s the opposite and you must put your feet straight down. It is tempting to sort of squeal and freak out in the hair but this summer saluting effect causes you to lose control of how you fall. You must get in a plank position with your arms straight down your sides, your back and legs straight as possible and your feet flat like you are standing on concrete. And then go down so that you hit the water with a 90 degree angle to your flat foot. 

this will hurt the least of all the ways you can fall, and your least likely to die this way. And keep your mouth shut.

if you’re falling from a normal height just roll it off and you will sustain no injuries

Fire escape 

the building you’re in is on fire and you’re too high up. Tie together everyone’s pants. Denim, thick materials. Curtains if the building has any curtains. Bedding sheets, anything. make a long rope. Toss it off the side. Tie the knot to the window after smashing it. Around the metal parts of it, or if their is an iron balcony tie it to that something sturdy. If nothing to tie to tie it to door knob or large piece of furniture. And then slide down the rope. You will burn your hands sliding down so you must grip the slide down with your knees, in a fetal position. As you may instinctively let go of the rope when it burns your hands. You can cross your arms as well or use a piece of cloth between your two fists parallel to string down the rope with. Works much better. Cross your shins over each other, with the rope between your thighs. 

wordt case scenario, if you can get a mattress out the window, even if it doesn’t fit bend it a bit. And then slide out the window on the mattress. Protecting your fall. Holding onto the mattress as tight as you can and facing outward pushing it outward and sort of surfing the air. It sounds rediculous but it’s better than nothing 

If you are trapped, you can survive longer with something over your head. Preferably wet. Cloth, Tshirt off your back, or blanket. And just put it over your entire head and close it off at your neck. It will protect your from smoke inhalation which is the main factor that’s causing you to run out of time while they’re trying to find you. It helps to make noise of any kind so they know where you’re at. Heat rises so you need to stay low to the ground while you wait or travel from place to place as the smoke is mostly worse at the point where you stand up. Army crawl or lay flat while protecting your head with your hands crossed butterfly style over the back of your head from falling debris 

and get under an angled bed desk or shelf. Angled against wall  is better than flat as you are less likely to get pinned under it should something cave in on top of it adding weight to crush you 

Blanc said: 

don’t leave the doors to your house open. 
a lot of people do for some reason. Stop that. 
snakes scorpions bears and mice get in. Mice seems harmless but carry diseases that can be fatal. Also spiders. 
A lot of burglary occurs in unlocked houses and cars. 

And I will never forget the case I saw if an incarcerated prisoner who got a life sentence because he saw a random house with the front door open, decided to walk in, and impulsively kill whoever he found. You just never know who’s off in the head. His reason was that “he always wanted to kill someone, and just saw the opportunity.”

The Night Stalker, Richard Ramirez, said he would leave houses alone if they had a locked front door because he felt unwelcome there. Every family he murdered left their front door unlocked at night and he took that as a sign that they didnt mind being sacrificed to satan.

Blanc said: 

Don’t spend money on over priced perfumed deoderant wipes 

 

very rediculous. Micellar water is ten million times cheaper and actually kills the bacteria so that you’re truly cleaning it 

 

great gym bag hack 

 Wtf are perfumed deodorant wipes? Sounds like something only rich people buy because nobody needs it.

In order to survive a zombie apocalypse you just have to live like Tarzan swinging from tree to tree using a claw hook and some rope, and some climbing daggers and if you don’t have a weapon then use a cross bow and make your daggers from sticks. You’re still vulnerable to other survivors but this is how you avoid getting eaten to death by zombies and the arial advantage is nice to see in coming attacks before they see you 

and then eventually to beat it all you have to do is just layer some cement and live in the new world that is 8 feet higher minimum. 

just raise everything up a bit and boom no more apocalypse 

shot/legs blown off 

Tie off Legs or wounds, first. Then move arms in circular motion and avoid laying down as you will go to sleep. You must stay awake and move your arms in a circular motion to keep the circulation to your heart and brain while help comes. 

heart attack: 

this is similar in that you must try to avoid sitting or laying down and do not go to sleep. And you must also move your arms in circular motions extending them outward and moving them like a walrus trying to move along the beach with just his arms. 

this will keep you alive until paramedics come do not drive while having a heart attack. 

if you are on the ground and need to get to a phone you can move this way dragging your legs or army crawling and moving your arms in this circular motion like a walrus still and sort of dragging yourself inside. 

thisnis how you get to the phone before dying. But the movement of the arms is crucial, so do not stop motioning them in an effort to drag yourself more efficiently. You likely won’t make it if you don’t prioritize the consistent circular motion of your arms. 

if will hurt but you have to propel through it and get to a standing position while you wait. Leaning near a table so you cannot fall backwards or forwards. 

you will feel tired like laying down and sleeping but you must resist. Do not ever put your head down and rest or go to sleep stay standing up and keep moving your arms. 

Heart arrhythmia’s: 

there are many heart disorders that can cause this to happen where your heart is beating slightly too fast or in an abnormal rhythm. 

if you notice your heart is beating too fast but accompanied by no other symptoms (not a heart attack) 

it may be fixable by “bearing down” aka, acting like you are severely constipated and holding your breath and pressing that air down really hard like you are trying to poop 

you must hold it for 10 seconds and if it doesn’t work try again after a few seconds of breathing time. 

This resets the heart. It will feel like a horse gallops in your chest for a moment and then it will go back to a normal rhythm. 

sometimes this does not work. 

another method is to place extremely cold ice directly on the base of the skull just at the top of the neck. This is the Vegas nerve and by stimulating it you are resetting the heart. 

Hokd the ice there. 

another option if it is very severe condition you’re in, is to fill the bath tub with ice and ice water, and submerge your entire body in it. 

And holdi yourself there under the ice completely submerged for as long as you can bear it or until the heart finally resets. 

another option is to induce vomiting. This also resets the heart. 

Sometimes this totally fixes the problem and of course you stil go see your cardiologist about the issue etc and receive treatment but. 

other times this may not work meaning it only works for a few minutes or seconds and then the heart goes back to racing. In which case you have to go to the hospital and they will administer something IV to reset it that way.