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Xena vs Ed

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lol that could be me bludgeoning a hypothetical somebody  :D

 

But I think classes with Ed would look more like this:

 

 

This is me after a few weeks under Ed's tutelage  :D

 

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Ed's and my relationship is too wholesome and platonic for all that Pussy Galore stuff  xP

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Xena said: 

Ed's and my relationship is too wholesome and platonic for all that Pussy Galore stuff  xP

It's so classic him though, down to the "let me show you how" by force narrative. 

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last edit on 11/11/2020 7:12:46 PM
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Wth? Ed's not like that.

Not with women, anyway.

 

He's a big flirt, but he's not pushy or gross.

Idk how women ever found that 60s James Bond character, or Connery himself sexy.

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>Also, 20 Edvards vs a silverback gorilla?

It depends on what you mean by 20 Edvards, specifically on 1) the willingness of some bodies to die and 2) their ability to communicate and cooperate. In the ideal case - Six Paths of Edvard type of thing, it'd be an easy win. If it's 20 autonomous individuals with Edvard's intellect and physical ability, it'd be a much closer fight.

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Xena said: 

Wth? Ed's not like that.

He has many, many times referred to himself as a domineering professor of lovemaking, one with an extensive portfolio. He has this notion that he will guide and show them the way, otherwise undermining their autonomy when it's not 1-on-1 femme supply. 

He's a big flirt, but he's not pushy or gross.

If you ignore his PMs with the guys anyway... 

Idk how women ever found that 60s James Bond character, or Connery himself sexy.

It was men writing wish fulfillment using 1953's Mr. Olympia as a suit clad action spy for their proxy. 

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last edit on 11/11/2020 7:37:13 PM
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If it's 20 autonomous individuals with Edvard's intellect and physical ability, it'd be a much closer fight.

I dunno man, I'd still bet on a single silverback if it was those two playing chess. 

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lol k.

 

 

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>Also, 20 Edvards vs a silverback gorilla?

It depends on what you mean by 20 Edvards, specifically on 1) the willingness of some bodies to die and 2) their ability to communicate and cooperate. In the ideal case - Six Paths of Edvard type of thing, it'd be an easy win. If it's 20 autonomous individuals with Edvard's intellect and physical ability, it'd be a much closer fight.

They're in an MMA cage and each Edvard can only use their fists. They also have 3 small hammers..

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