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Xena (with a hammer) vs Edvard (with boxing gloves)


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Who would win?

Also, 20 Edvards vs a silverback gorilla?

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Even Ed knows better than to do that fight. 

Also, 20 Edvards vs a silverback gorilla?

Is Edvard the power standard, like how DBZ Abridged handled Raditz? 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
last edit on 11/11/2020 5:34:45 PM
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I still remember Edvard's nemesis

Edvard said:
I was a night guard and I fought with one person almost every evening. Whenever I tried to hit him he had like insane catlike reflexes and he could dodge every blow just like those guys in those kung fu movies. We were always evenly matched and one time he was trying to harass a girl so I stepped in and uppercut him and then did a muay thai low kick that resulted in his leg being parallelized for 10 seconds. Then I gouged one of his eyes out and he lost 3D vision and my punches suddenly started connecting. That was my first victory. Every time before I had lost, but this time I showed him.
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Ahh Ed, his daydreams are the gold standard of embellishment. 

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Ed would win hypothetically

But in practice, they would both run away from each other like the bitches they are lul

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Ed would win hypothetically

But in practice, they would both run away from each other like the bitches they are lul

One thing is for sure: Xena would kick your ass.

last edit on 11/11/2020 5:41:04 PM
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OMFG LOL

shaddup

I like Ed. I wouldn't fight him  :D

 

I would spar for days with him, tho. He could probably teach me all kinds of good stuff.

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1 votes RE: Xena (with a hammer) vs...

Ed would win hypothetically

But in practice, they would both run away from each other like the bitches they are lul

One thing is for sure: Xena would kick your ass.

 

lol probably

That puppet seems pretty douchey

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Xena said: 

OMFG LOL

shaddup

I like Ed. I wouldn't fight him  :D

 

I would spar for days with him, tho. He could probably teach me all kinds of good stuff.

I'm sure he would. He does seem like he knows what he's talking about. He was boxing in an underground boxing ring and worked the Swedish streets as a night guard.

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Xena said: 

OMFG LOL

shaddup

I like Ed. I wouldn't fight him  :D

I would spar for days with him, tho. He could probably teach me all kinds of good stuff.

How Xena imagines it going: 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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