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same, me too gurl 

when grillz lay on u and they like "o sorry im so heavy omggg" but in ur head ur like "ive been waiting ten years for this thank u" 

hat lesbians 

from now on everyone is a lesbian 

straight girls: cute jeans where'd ug et them!!
gay girls: god I wanna shove a big eggplant in her ass 

seriously go away 

I don't even like u ur stupid

fuck even the dog is in shock

Blanc said: 

what everyone was fangirling over in 2008 

 

 

lol everyone was like "TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB?

and I was like.... um why can't there be a time Alice??? 

 

 100% Team Alice

PalePeach said: 

Blanc said: 

 

and I was like.... um why can't there be a time Alice??? 

 100% Team Alice

The choices are meant to reflect what she wants, and much like Turquie, Bella isn't into girls. You're entering the dangerous territory of "fanfiction". 

If it'd be easier on youz lezboz, you could always pick between (it's legit from the same author) Team Edythe and Julie instead (or Archie if you really like Alice that much). I just wonder how they plan to handle the pregnancy, or if the author did any tone shifts based on "The Patriarchy" or otherwise did a more one-to-one conversion. 

Edit: Okay the book's longer with a different ending, so there might be more than some Microsoft Word shifting going on with it. 

Edit2: ...okay she's making all kinds of weird changes to the story so that it'll only be one book long. Laaame, I wanted some left-to-right comparisons to see the underlying sexism (further) of Stephanie Meyer. 

Blanc said: 

 

hat lesbians 

 lol "hat lesbians", yes indeed there are many types of lesbians in the world and then there are hat lesbians