We all know girls don't fart
I have lactose intolerance and I fart at least once a day, usually within 5 feet of alice
We all know girls don't fart
I have lactose intolerance and I fart at least once a day, usually within 5 feet of alice
1) Have a diet that isn't smelly.
2) Learn to hold it in just long enough for pressure to build, then release it slowly without creating pressure on your anus.
Treat it like deflating a balloon in public, it's basically the same logic.
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It may sound cute being able to fart in front of your partner, but all those gross things made it publicly and the more and more you start not hiding from your partner, it starts to break the whole sexualization that goes on between you two when you first met.
From there on, you won't start to be more attractive to the other side.
You lose that feeling when you see someone so good looking, that you can't even imagine them being dirt or whatsoever.
1) Have a diet that isn't smelly
But... cheese
There's pills to treat your lactose intolerance, my ex-fiance took them.
Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
It may sound cute being able to fart in front of your partner, but all those gross things made it publicly and the more and more you start not hiding from your partner, it starts to break the whole sexualization that goes on between you two when you first met.
From there on, you won't start to be more attractive to the other side.
You lose that feeling when you see someone so good looking, that you can't even imagine them being dirt or whatsoever.
I am with Thomas Edison on how farting is essential towards feeling comfortable with everyday life. Obviously making a scene over it is blasé, but anus pressure affects one's ability to relax in their environment. Not being allowed to fart is liable to make someone bitchier than if they can blast them unapologetically.
The key to a healthy life is either finding an excuse where farting is okay, or through finding ways to hide your farts. I err towards the latter.
Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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7/18/2020 1:29:05 AM
It may sound cute being able to fart in front of your partner, but all those gross things made it publicly and the more and more you start not hiding from your partner, it starts to break the whole sexualization that goes on between you two when you first met.
From there on, you won't start to be more attractive to the other side.
You lose that feeling when you see someone so good looking, that you can't even imagine them being dirt or whatsoever.
This is why you are single. Sexual atraction is more than putting your partner on a pedestal of inhumanity. You might as well just get a fleshlight since you want to fuck an object instead of a biological being
1) Have a diet that isn't smelly
But... cheese
There's pills to treat your lactose intolerance, my ex-fiance took them.
I take them. They only kinda work, also they are expensive af and i eat a ton of dairy so i wont waste one just to eat cheese pizza or something with only a tiny amount of dairy. I save them for meals that would cause real tummy upset
1) Have a diet that isn't smelly
But... cheese
There's pills to treat your lactose intolerance, my ex-fiance took them.
I take them. They only kinda work, also they are expensive af and i eat a ton of dairy so i wont waste one just to eat cheese pizza or something with only a tiny amount of dairy. I save them for meals that would cause real tummy upset
Insurance doesn't cover that for you?
Tbh it's really sad how Peach seems to consider having a partner a huge accomplishment and a worthy prize to keep, it shows how much she struggles in attracting partners and also how she is unable to bear being alone. Emotional dependency and loneliness are hard things, prayers with you Peach