17:43 bleary: I’m second string player
17:43 bleary: yeah?
17:53 bleary: second string player for chapo
18:11 AliceInWonderland: If Chapo would have put you in 4th quarter you would have won states, no doubt in my mind.
18:15 bleary: hahahahaha ida won the pennant baybee
18:15 Chapo: I’m lost
18:16 bleary: Lost? Like I’m second string player if your QB breaks her arm or smth
18:17 Chapo: Whatever helps you sleep at night
18:18 bleary: ambien
18:18 Chapo: Sounds worse than cancer
18:19 Chapo: id rather have certain types of cancer than have to take a sedative mental health drug
18:20 bleary: I don’t have to take it I’m asking for it. I may not
18:21 Chapo: Abilify is survivable with
18:21 Chapo: sometimes I wonder what I’d be like without it
18:22 Chapo: idk how much it changes
18:22 bleary: You’d be superhuman at least that’s what I think for
18:23 Chapo: r u saying I’m not superhuman
18:23 bleary: Oh wow
18:23 bleary: This is entrapment lol
18:26 bleary: Maybe
18:31 bleary: I am doing push-ups against the wall
18:31 bleary: erryday
18:32 bleary: pretty good huh
18:35 Chapo: Sounds retarded actually
18:35 Chapo: why not do them against the floor
18:35 bleary: want to get my form right
18:36 bleary: I’ll let u know how many I can do on floor lol
18:39 bleary: how many you got
18:49 bleary: i have hand weights
18:49 bleary: im doing 30-day arm challenge
it hurtsssssss
Man, I didn't figure her level of crazy might potentially be within Church of Gail's tier, until now maybe.
Hypersexuality
For a woman past reproductive age, Gail is extremely sexual. Theories include hypersexuality as a product of her mental illness, or simply a method in which to fill deep emotional voids. Whatever the case, on tame days she masturbates at least nightly and claims to receive constant sexual messages from the men throughout the day, enough to distract her with arousal and telepathic dirty talk at work. On far worse days, she spends her time entirely in bed masturbating, to the point she neglects her daily chores.
Failing to understand intimacy, Gail has a tendency to insert her overt sexuality in places where it doesn’t belong, selfishly walking over the personal sexual boundaries of her lovers during inappropriate times. When Brent Spiner remembers his rape of Loree McBride and falls into a deep depression, Gail attempts to heal him by making nude videos of herself and insisting they have a lot of sex to make the memories of rape go away. She similarly responds to the rapes of other men by making nude videos and having sex with them in a misguided attempt to straighten them back out.
When Vladimir Putin had a near fatal heart attack, rendering him unable to have sex with Gail, he volunteered Matthew McConaughey as his replacement for a month. This implies that Gail couldn’t wait an entire month for a supposed husband to recover from a heart attack before demanding sex, and would easily substitute another man for this purpose. She praises Vladimir for his valor in allowing her a sexual surrogate.
Brain to Brain Loving
In the 90’s Vladimir Putin introduced the concept of brain to brain communication and with it, brain to brain loving, to Gail. He introduced the technology by one day manifesting as a voice speaking to Gail in her head, seducing her with sexy talk and demanding she go into the next room to have wild, passionate telepathic sex. Her mom was in the next room during this time.
Since this day, Gail has engaged in similar sexual acts with several other men on her marriage list, and regularly does it with Brent Spiner. This currently her primary level of sexual activity and she takes it very seriously.
Brain to Brain loving amounts to Gail laying in bed under the covers with a pillow on top of her as she masturbates externally.
^ Her defending against the above.
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Man, I didn't figure her level of crazy might potentially be within Church of Gail's tier, until now maybe.
Hypersexuality
For a woman past reproductive age, Gail is extremely sexual. Theories include hypersexuality as a product of her mental illnessBrain to Brain Loving
In the 90’s Vladimir Putin introduced the concept of brain to brain communication and with it, brain to brain loving, to Gail. He introduced the technology by one day manifesting as a voice speaking to Gail in her head, seducing her with sexy talk and demanding she go into the next room to have wild, passionate telepathic sex. Her mom was in the next room during this time.
Since this day, Gail has engaged in similar sexual acts with several other men on her marriage list, and regularly does it with Brent Spiner. This currently her primary level of sexual activity and she takes it very seriously.
Brain to Brain loving amounts to Gail laying in bed under the covers with a pillow on top of her as she masturbates externally.
OMFG just LOL
I always thought I was a little weird for wanting a Soong type android for just that.
Beyond sex he could build me spaceships and fill my house with beautiful original artwork in the style of any master I could want. He could piggyback me across continents and play the cello for me every night before bed. And I'd bet he would give awesome backrubs :D
But WTH KIND OF WEIRDO masturbates to Brent Spiner's voice in her head? Not even his Data voice. Brent Spiner the moobsy old white haired actor... lololol she must be crazy lololol