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trump: "two weeks maximum probably haha" 

the news: "trump said 2 weeks more of quarantine! no more than that probably *shrugs* in other news, the olympics has been cancelled, and five states are on total lockdown, in addition to all of Italy and china. Have a nice day. All of this is defiantly going to be resolved in 2 weeks. very simple math." 

china: "only like a few thousand, maybe hundred thousand died it's no big deal we just lost the paper okay my dog ate it so I didn't, I don't know, if how many, uh,, I SWEAR IT WAS JUST A FEW THOUSAND" 

Chinese phone company: "1.5 million cell phone users in china have been cancelled due to no longer being in active use suspiciously all in the month of march." 

okay soooooooo 

*flips blinds back and forth 4 times* 

quality entertainment right? 

It hitting people in Spring's a cruel joke. 

You poor dears. I hope you didn't vote for the fool who's running your country   :(

My imaginary boyfriend came to our aid with so much free stuff  :D

He wants to party like it's our birthday  :D

Blanc said: 

trump: "two weeks maximum probably haha" 

 

the news: "trump said 2 weeks more of quarantine! no more than that probably *shrugs* in other news, the olympics has been cancelled, and five states are on total lockdown, in addition to all of Italy and china. Have a nice day. All of this is defiantly going to be resolved in 2 weeks. very simple math." 

 

 

china: "only like a few thousand, maybe hundred thousand died it's no big deal we just lost the paper okay my dog ate it so I didn't, I don't know, if how many, uh,, I SWEAR IT WAS JUST A FEW THOUSAND" 

 

Chinese phone company: "1.5 million cell phone users in china have been cancelled due to no longer being in active use suspiciously all in the month of march." 

:(

Blanc said: 

when my parents start arguing for the 6000th time and I decide to offer really good advice as if it's going to solve anything 

 as if your parents want some cringey snot nosed kid butting into their adult problems with her tumblr histrionic bs?