me in quarantine microwaving popcorn for the 80th time
me watching the news as if anything they're saying makes sense
"AND YEAH THERE'S PROBABLY A VACCINE SOMETIMES AND TRUMP IS HERE. HE SAID, UH, LOTS OF MONEY IS GOING TOWARD THE VACCINE. PROBABLY GOING TO BE A VACCINE, TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE SAME NEWS ALL OVER AGAIN AT 4:30 BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU'RE DYING OF COVID, PLEASE DIE AT HOME. INSINERATE YOURSELF, PREFERABLY. WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO BURY YOU. HAVE A GREAT DAY."
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3/27/2020 9:20:30 AM