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Moisturize my scalp with creamy/jelly stuff every morning, brush back into a neat rabbittail. before bed, i spray extra virgin olive oil on my scalp on the ends of my hair. i shampoo once a week but make sure to rinse off my hair daily in the shower (or not if im too lazy) the day i shampoo is the same day i detangle it. the day after shampooing, i deep condition (putting another thicker product, wrapping it with a plastic cap and leaving it in overnight). 

nails: usually don't grow very long or strong, i file them down. i prefer them short for germ reasons.

trimming: i shoot for 3-6 months in trimming my ends

shaving: smooth in most places, but my priority is pits. i shave when i feel like it's too much

showers!

i only spray perfume as backup for deoderant, so i dont overdo it. right now i have vanilla and berry (which smells soapy)

It's a secret.

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I thought about it and it would seem to me talking about grooming is sometimes like talking about money: tres gauche.

I might be high maintenance. Am I really high maintenance? I don't know, depends whom you ask, but it's possible :p

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I wash my balls when I start smelling myself.

every 2nd day i shower

i cut my nails everytime i notice them

i brush my teeth everyday

wash my hands everyday

i shave every 2-4 days (unless i stay at home, then i dont shave)

i get a hair cut a little too apart then i should, like about 1.5 months apart.

Well, I am ever so glad you asked!! It's kind of really easy Virus ;) But I think you know better than anyone else! First I shave my ass and pubes. Then, I used some 3 week old cum I had sitting in the fridge to glue my ass hairs to my face. Then looking like a complete tragic mess of a fruit loop I started posting vids of myself online dancing around buck naked. When I wasn't getting the response I wanted, I started screaming and yowling about the evil cis white privileged faggots so loud and often, I believed my own garbage. And then, it dawned on me, that if I gathered a group like a MasterMind, I could practice my mad mind control maneuvers on them. And so, entered Sandman and the titloonies of the obtuse. Best part at the haart was the genius of the SJW entourage all swaddled in truth place holders I just could not resist the temptation to let it all hang out. 

And, so is the method of my recruiting efforts! As it stands, the latest protege is a little long in the tooth. 

I have missed you...

I SHOULD shower every day, but I don't.