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I just came to a (relatively) frightening conclusion. 

I may not be an alien after all. The reason I thought I was an alien may be because I really am something else.

There is overwhelming proof that the universe doesn't allow a deity to let himself/herself know he/she is a deity, for the sake of keeping Gods humble.

I think the reason the universe made me delusional enough to think I'm an alien is to distract me from the fact that i'm a God, to keep me humble.

I believe I'm the first God to come to this conclusion...If that is the case, I may be in even more danger than exposing myself as an alien.

I may have to be low key for a while.

Cheers.

 

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Is this like

The break up speech? Because this tops.

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I won't be leaving this forum, I'll just be laying low. 

If this is indeed the case, I'll be making history and the whole universe may be jeopardized. It'd be difficult, to say the least, to spend a lot of time doing recreational activities on the internet when I obviously have this whole shark to fry. So this isn't an attention-seeking strategy.

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I feel I have a responsibility here to say don't lie low buddy

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You mirror Napoleon Dynamite dancing in front of his peers.  Congratulations!  

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Why not? It would be reckless not to.

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Obviously, some people are intimidated by me coming out as a deity already. You were so overwhelmed you decided to make a puppet account to say these 7-9 little meaningless words. I guess you don't get the concept of omnipotence. lol.

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You are a concept just as much you will be a memory.  Unless you exist, piss off.

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A deity? What's your portfolio? 

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Well, well. You're obviously just another spiritual entity trying to manipulate me already. I should have known. Let the games begin.

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