'ARBEIT MACHT FREI'', says Kroosekrieg as he forces two dilapidated sluts from omegle into boarding the KROOSE-SHIP. Little did they know the destination of such a pernicious and humongous ship like the KROOSE-SHIP..
The first thing they notice when they board KROOSE-SHIP is the awkward silence between them as they struggle to figure out how to use Emojis in real life.
The sluts, when presented to their chamber inside the KROOSE-SHIP, avoiding any type of social contact, pull out their phones, little did they know what their lockscreen was...
The lockscreen was a 4K ULTRA HD picture of Kroose's sweaty and manly ballsack, their faces demonstrated a mixture of poor horror and joy (sluts don't know how to express emotions)
The sluts, now comfortable inside the KROOSE-SHIP turn to each other and say ''Oog Boog Penis Mouth Me'', as Kroose hears this, he walks to them and screams with a very thick german accent ''lol slut bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks''
The magic words heard by the sluts made their panties evaporate and spread their legs as a knee-jerk reflection, Kroose, as machiavellian and deceitful as he has always been rubbed some of
Daddy's pheromones in his penis in order to trick them to suck it, as they very confidently but also humbly motioned Kroose's foreskin back and forth in order to stimulate his gonads with the final purpose of making him cum, while they did this, Kroose very jokingly passed his hand over their lice infested hair
The lockscreen was a 4K ULTRA HD picture of Kroose's sweaty and manly ballsack, their faces demonstrated a mixture of poor horror and joy (sluts don't know how to express emotions)
The sluts, now comfortable inside the KROOSE-SHIP turn to each other and say ''Oog Boog Penis Mouth Me'', as Kroose hears this, he walks to them and screams with a very thick german accent ''lol slut bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks''
The magic words heard by the sluts made their panties evaporate and spread their legs as a knee-jerk reflection, Kroose, as machiavellian and deceitful as he has always been rubbed some of
Daddy's pheromones in his penis in order to trick them to suck it, as they very confidently but also humbly motioned Kroose's foreskin back and forth in order to stimulate his gonads with the final purpose of making him cum, while they did this, Kroose very jokingly passed his hand over their lice infested hair
When Kroose had noticed their hair was full of lice, he took a bite out of his fried chicken while they still blew him and in a light-hearted but confident tone said ''Cof da pu mu gub da bix nood mufugga'' and jokingly slapped the duo of sluts slobbing on his knob
As Kroose was about to ejaculate inside the duo of sluts, he very abruptly removed the PENIS from inside their mouth and shot their heads off with a brutally strong cumshot
Once Kroose realized he had jokingly killed the duo of sluts, he became very startled and in a light-hearted manner fucked their dead corpses as a way to promote his loyalty to the god of the underworld Hades
2 weeks have passed, and the KROOSE-SHIP now sights land! the seagull all sing ''KROOSE IS A HUGE FAGGOT KAW KAW KAW'' while Kroose respectfully shoots them down with his Sig Sauer P232 (his trademark gun)
Once Kroose leaves the ship and enters the port, he notices a chubby, nerdy alcoholic named Atomic(uck) and jokingly asks him to describe a vagina
Atomic(uck) describes a vagina as being an horrorous, multi-headed monstruous being capable of destroying the finest, strongest men and sentences Kroose on a quest to defeat it
Kroose very slowly starts his journey into the forest of the lost clitoris, sighting phallic-shaped creatures being whipped by what seemed to be demons with vagina heads...a truly freudian sight...
As Kroose spots a thunderous, 4 legged vagina charging at him, he promptly dodged and stabs its side with his humongous pocket sword, as the vagina screams in pain Kroose grab the clitoris with his left hand and starts hacking away at it.
While Kroose prepared for the final strike, his sword breaks and the vagina sees an opening to slap Kroose with its tentacle. As Kroose gets pummeled down by the harsh and monstruous tentacle belonging to the vagina, he has a inner monologue with himself: ''oh fugg :DDD, fugging wymen dinkin' dey can undo da batriarchy, not on my watch :DDDD''
As he finishes the monologue, a lighting aura surrounds Kroose and his armored, metal pants burst with a cannon sized dong with a metallic tip as the icing on the cake. He smirks to the vagina and confidently says ''Long time no see ;)''
The vagina, visibly shaken by such a patriarchal and manly demonstration of WHITE MALE PRIVILEGES starts convulsing on itself and segregating a viscuous white fluid. Before the fluid could hit Kroose, he very rapidly teleports to the back of the vagina and in a light-hearted manner says ''nothin' personel...kid'' and slices the vagina monster in half with his huge metal dong.
As the Vagina returns to it's true, original form of a shrieking, red-headed woman with glasses that were way too small for her bulbous nose, Kroose approaches her and confidently says ''it was my priviledge'' with a wink and a cheeky smile. As she hears this she screams at him in a blood-curdling tone ''CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEDGES WHITE MALE'', Kroose unaffected by such despicable ideology unsheathes his dong and beheads her with it.
Kroose readily prepares to leave the forest of the lost clitoris, he notices a sign with ''Frau graubünden'' written on it, curiously, Kroose follows the signal and notices a big-nosed hunchback with a sloped forehead and asks him, ''Whacha doin' rabbi, is this the way for the feminist women league?'' Schlomo, visibly startled answers Kroose by saying ''G-goy, check your privilege ubermensch scum!''