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Thursday,  2:14pm

Apparently I'm also allergic to life, that means I'm turning pink when tested 

Me: I'm WHITE that's normal I'm not allergic to horses, cats, dogs and w/e I spent more time with those animals than with other kids when I was young 

Doc: well, maybe you were lucky?

Me: EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS DOC

EVERTIME I do this test the results are different but they're always bullshit 

Oh, also, can you imagine an Indian turning purple? I couldn't either, but then doc asked me if I am preggers because of his CT scan. Asked as in whispered and looked away. 

Hang in there Nina. Every (sane) patient hates being a patient and the stuff they have to go through, it's normal to be pissed.

Why did the doc ask you if you are pregnant after the CT scan, lmao? Did he see a baby in there?

you could have a sudden onset of turrets syndrome

maybe you could hide behind the door and then yell profanities when they come into the room.

Look on the bright side, you are the sexiest patient in the hospital.

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Hang in there Nina. Every (sane) patient hates being a patient and the stuff they have to go through, it's normal to be pissed.

Why did the doc ask you if you are pregnant after the CT scan, lmao? Did he see a baby in there?

No lol he forgot to ask before. Also, Update:

Thursday 5:11 pm

Another doc, slightly autistic and therefore especially good at getting on my nerves, announced a diabetes test tomorrow because sooner or later I'll get it anyways. Protests are ignored. Also, they wanna check my eyes. Why,ffs? No one knows.

I have the choice between 30degrees and direct sunlight to have a mobile signal or closing the curtains and having nothing. Slightly Autistic Retard (SAR) decided to talk 30min about needles before he finally managed to hit a vene. I only told him like a billion times I've been panicking at the sight of needles for fifteen years 

Fuck that. I asked him if energy drinks are okay and he said yes puts my last four in fridge

Ten minutes later he's back. Because of that diabetes check tomorrow he was wrong, no energy drinks please. Hmfck.

He fucks off again and about 30min later I'm getting food. And chocolate. Good news. I'm putting the chocolate bar in the fridge, I feel like I'll need that tomorrow after talking about the results from today and that goddamn diabetes bullshit thing that gives me tourettes when just thinking about it. 

I spent too much time of my life putting my earrings back in because I had to take them off for the CT. Fuck that too. Time for food.

5:29pm 

I was about to start eating but some middle-aged lady has the best timing in the whole goddamn hospital because right now she had to do an ECG. 

Me: was that [Indian doc I could punch I the face by now ]'s idea?

She: nah we do that with everyone who's new 

Me: alright..... 

Five minutes later she's done. I'm putting my shirt back on for the third time today and start asking myself how much time not putting on a shirt would save. 

Time for food. I'll be back later 

Nina... Having access to investigation and all that medical attention is a privilege XD Many would be thankful for it, and they complain when they DON'T get those tests. Hang in there, people are trying to help you not piss you off haha

If you were in my place you'd probably hug everyone and thank every God you can think of mm?

You're right but off topic. Yes,its  a privilege and still I'm annoyed by wasting it on me. I'm fine. It sucks.