Okay guys, brace yourselves. I had a dream about all of you.
Systematic, dani, c'est, angee, jim, turncoat, and tryp, are there, and a few others I can't remember. So I walk outside to find we're in kind of a woodsy area, brown leaves completely covering the ground. Everyone is sitting in a circle in these camping type chairs, maybe around a fire or something. Dani was complaining about her tent, kind of mumbling. Then, I realized that tryp had a strange thing in his hands that looked sort of like a fishing rod but he was holding it like a katana. Turncoat and some of the other guys had hunting gear. I just figured we were going to go hunting in a bit. I got up and walked over to this drop off, down below there was a fairly dried up river in yellow, wet marsh. I noticed there was an alligator down there, so I didn't go in. As I turned around to walk back, I realized there was gators all around me. I overheard commentary from the circle, everyone was talking about how there weren't enough gators around here to really have any fun. And I said from afar, "Well that's weird because there's a whole pack of em' over here. And a dog."
At this point I'm standing perched up on a log, trying to stand fairly still. Everyone came over with their gear, kind of excited. Tryp was insisting that he catch a gator right this instant, but the rest of the guys were trying to plan and scheme so that they could catch the desired gator without disturbing the others too much. Tryp said, "just let me catch it. This is nothing." and systematic said, "You're going to get your ass chewed off." I agreed with systematic and said, "I think you guys should wait on this one." Turncoat was at a distance, fiddling with his gear all by himself, and spoke up trying to reason with Tryp. C'est said, "Where'd the dog come from?" and I said, "It appears to be a member of the pack." The dog was barking at me and causing the gators to get riled up, coming out of their sleepy comas. Dani was laughing as everyone argued about how to catch the gators, and then looked at me and said, "You're so screwed. hahahahaha"
I looked at each gator, determining just how quick they'd be to eat me if I made a break for it and ran to safety. I noticed there was one coming up behind me that was acting wild, and thus I had no more time. I jumped off the log and onto a gator, and basically jumped from gator to gator until I was safe.
Tryp ignored everyone arguing with him and went straight into the pack of gators, he wanted the gator that was acting crazy. Systematic and a couple of other guys followed him, taking hits at the other gators. There was blood everywhere.
I no longer wanted to participate in the hunting like I thought I would, because of my experiences with being nearly eaten alive. So I went back inside. Inside was just one large room. Everyone was sitting at long tables and talking, it created the echo you might here in a large cafeteria. I went into the back kitchen to see angee in there (sorry, sexist), and she was showing me these pastries she made. "Aren't they so cute!" she said. "They are very.. cute." I wasn't sure if I could take one or not. I was waiting for her to stop rambling about them to ask. But she just kept talking, and talking.
She turned around to put something into a cabinet, and I quietly left. Went into the bathroom, and noticed there was a spider in the shower. I was kind of annoyed by it, because I was just nearly eaten by alligators, and now there has to be a questionably poisonous spider in my fucking shower. I turned the water on hoping it would cause it to move but it wouldn't budge. I leaned my head against the cold tile and looked at it very closely- questioning if it was even really there. My vision began to blur a bit.
Then I woke up.