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Eddie Says
  • 8:08  Chernobog: No one gives a shit lol
  • 8:11  the_devil: You are a fool missing out a a good opportunity
  • 8:12  the_devil: You are just shy
  • 8:12  the_devil: You want that acount but you have social anxiety about talking to me cuz im a girl I get it
  • 8:13  the_devil: I deal with a lot of guys like that
Posts: 323
Eddie Says

Turncoat stated: source post

How often do you think he thinks he's lost?

Mmmm... It is hard to find an example 'cos Eddie chooses his battles well.

 

My darling Eddie is wrong about one thing : which is getting inside his stubborn little head that you are out to hurt him.  Mmm... well you do want to hurt him a wittle bit ;) who wouldn't... but it's not genuine dislike of Eddie lol.  I think he....interests you in ways you dont want to admit. I noticed how easily Eddie references come to you... as if you know his quotes by heart....How much you liked his memes ;) How much you like his silly jokes in chat... Your change in tone when Eddie lashes out at you. Very interesting, Turncoat.  I really really hope Eddie cools off and lowers his guard around you again soon. :3

 

I ship TurnEd!  The overly-analytical, longing for fiery passion ... and vice -versa.... 

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Eddie Says

Systematic stated: source post

So tell me, how else could I have quoted that? Maybe have waited a day? or is quoting the things you say petty and desperate no matter the circumstance?

You seriously just asked me for a way to have a go at me without me giving you a hard time back? I really sympathize with your difficult situation man, but... maybe I'm the wrong person to help you out XD

 

potato head stated: source post

lol systematic the way i see it you were an asshole to edvard so edvard put pressure on you for fun and had you running around &explaining yourself &you`re still looking around bewildered. funny shit

I appreciate you speaking your mind PH, but given your lurker status here people will just think you're a puppet and it does more bad than good...especially after I mocked their own cowardly puppeteering.

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Eddie Says

9:39  Cricket: Who's a cunt?
9:39  Primal: meh
9:39  Edvard: tpg after I am done punching you your smile willl be :E
9:39  Cricket: I'm too lazy to read up
9:39  Primal: LOL
9:39  Buttered Toast: reminds me of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8hA0QtkSD4
9:39  AIena: Who isnt? :D
9:39  Buttered Toast: :D
9:39  Primal: Big bad Eddie now beats on kids
9:39  Primal: Dang...
9:39  AIena: But i meant BT :D
9:39  Primal: No sense there..hmmm?
9:39  Buttered Toast: What? :D
9:40  AIena: Ed i thought you were againts cyber bullying? :D
9:40  Edvard: I'd pay other 15 yo to beat him primal :D
9:40  Primal: Good...now you are thinking again
9:40  Primal: Sometimes you seem to need a gentle kick
9:40  AIena: You could go to jail for that :D
9:40  TPG: :D :D :D
9:41  TPG: this is what you call successful trolling guys :D
9:41  Edvard: only when innocent kids are concerned alena
9:41  AIena: No ed
9:41  TPG: this is funny :D
9:41  Primal: And Eddie says that TPG is 53
9:41  AIena: You would go to jail for.that
9:41  TPG: l0l :D
9:41  Primal: lol
9:41  Edvard: what?
9:41  AIena: The same way you'd pay someone to kill some one else
9:41  TPG TPG: ok im done
9:41  Primal: If they can trace who it was that paid...
9:41  Edvard: wait what are you talking about
9:41  AIena: Paying others to hurt someone else works the same way
9:42  Primal: You beating TPG thru a 3rd party
9:42  Edvard: are you serious, you are taking that seriously
9:42  Primal Primal: Ofc not
9:42  AIena: I mean tpg could could snap that
9:42  Edvard: what a dumb bitch you can be alena, I swear
9:42  Edvard: XD
9:42  Primal: But now we know how you work...when you want to beat up kiddies
9:42  AIena: No
9:42  TPG: lol primal
9:42  AIena: You really just take it too far
9:42  Edvard: tpg isn;t a kid in my head
9:42  Edvard: he is noise
9:42  Edvard: and text on a screen
9:42  Primal: That is a problem between your ears
9:42  Primal: White noise
9:43  Primal: And you want kids?
9:43  Edvard: primey you need a kid
9:43  Primal: hell no
9:43  Edvard: I can give you one
9:43  Primal: No thanks
9:43  AIena: So then its okay to have others beat him up because he is "noise?"
9:43  Buttered Toast: "You have ass cancer." :(
9:43  AIena: Like
9:43  Edvard: you are way too motherly
9:43  AIena: What the fuck dude
9:43  Primal: LOL
9:43  Primal: He is delusional

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Eddie Says

^^^^ Good catch Alena!...lol

 

  • 1:01  AIena: You think about the sexy cheese curds and that nipple in your nostril
  • 1:01  Edvard: I knew what was going to happen

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Eddie Says

"You seriously just asked me for a way to have a go at me without me giving you a hard time back? "

You really just dodged that question, spin it anyway you want it so you dont have backtrack, this reaction is good enough for me.

"I really sympathize with your difficult situation man"

I'm really curious if you consider every instance someone quotes you as desperate and petty or list why my series of quotes was worse than the others here. Considering I even was upfront in chat, directly told you I was going to do it, immediately posted it, then proceeded to talk to you about it. If this instance of quoting is seen as pathetic, I can only guess what the other quotes in this thread are. 

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Eddie Says

AIena stated: source post
9:43  Edvard: primey you need a kid
9:43  Primal: hell no
9:43  Edvard: I can give you one

Edvard stated: source post

Heard a healthy dose of dick helps out a lot with neurosis, so feel free to ask for my help and I'll gladly give you what you need :D

Edvard stated: source post

I don't get how they could make those. Took me over 5 minutes to make smth that somewhat resembles a dick.

Edvard stated: source post

When I typed to Alena to suck dick like she was taught, I never even thought about her childhood. 

Edvard stated: source post

I would have had no problem saying you wanted my dick if I thought that was true. You just want my attention.

Edvard stated: source post

The whole penetration thing was more tongue in cheek than dick up the asshole imo, but I appreciate the humor.

Edvard stated: source post

You were sucking his dick 2 days ago, praising him for reporting the kiwis and saying ridiculous shit like "I always said you have great potential dex"

Edvard stated: source post

You can't help but talk about how much you want his dick and complain about how badly he treated you.  

Edvard stated: source post

Before Socio even gets to tuck his little, shit stained dick inside his dirty looking underwear I throw my knife into his lower abdomen.

Edvard stated: source post

I bet someone gave her a black eye after she called them dick cheese...

Edvard stated: source post

Most potentially dangerous member (the one you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley): pfft... MK. I'm scared he'd pop out his dick again in those circumstances.

Edvard stated: source post

That belongs to dexter, buddy. Let him have it, he needs a fake dick more than you.

Edvard stated: source post

Almost as funny as you telling people you have a malformed dick.

Edvard stated: source post

If Luna's going to get distracted with this rep bullshit (as if we're fucking aspies who don't get this stuff simply by paying attention to the dynamics) or with changing the fucking layout, instead of giving us that search engine and that LIST OF POSTS on each user's profile, I'm gonna kick you around the forum again until your rep ends up as small as your dick.

Edvard stated: source post

 Yeah baby. Go ahead, post your dick near a piece of paper in which you ask for a blowy, and I'm all yours.

Edvard stated: source post

He never pretended to be some successful golden dicked computer wizz or whatever. 

Edvard stated: source post

Put that dick down Tom, I already said I'm not interested.

Edvard stated: source post

Well I bet his dick bigger than your lame 16 cm :D

Edvard stated: source post

That's why Sugargirl likes me better than she likes you, you limp short dick.

Edvard stated: source post

The same loser playing with puppets and his dick in front of a computer all day, and fantasizing about being a badass in the military. 

Edvard stated: source post

No dude. It's crystal clear to me there's a computer geek with too much time on his hands that makes sock puppets when his dick is sore from too much masturbation.

Edvard stated: source post

I think what might be fun is Jhawk actually growing a dick instead of bragging about a non existent one around here.

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Eddie Says

Edvard stated: source post

So this forum has mostly turned into a bunch of guys bragging about dick size, no of women fucked, weight lifting/body training, and countries visited.

Edvard stated: source post

I'm really glad and thankful for the life I lead when I see what others waste their time with... You nerds continue to have fun, I'll continue to have mine.

 

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Eddie Says

Turncoat being completely obsessive with Eddie in a reallyreally hot way and this time it's NOT just my fantasy!!!!   GUISE I am SO EXCITED!!! This is for real! It's really happening! Aaaahhhh!

I love you Turncoat!  I love you so much now !!

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Eddie Says

OMGOMGOMG I just noticed SUUGAR I just noticed:  Turncoat searched Eddie's posts for "DICK"

AAAAAAHHHH!!! This day is just sooo perfect!!! <3333 OMG

Turny look for COCK too please please please!

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