You brought it up though.
Ugh.
Use your deductive reasoning skills already.
Ed is a (semi-retired?) professional fighter. And Scandinavian.
Somebody stabbed him. A newsworthy event, depending on how famous a fighter he is and what kind of whuppin he wreaked on his assailant afterward.
Merely mentioning it to you nosebags leads to ridiculous questions like when? where? how?
And Ed doesn't want you guys combing through back news articles tryina figure out who he is.
Duh.
It was literally:
S:"You'll be surprised when I cut you."
E:"No, I'd be expecting it since someone very similar to you has done it before."
S:"Lol tell me the whole story."
E:"No I'd rather not."
T (scurries to this thread):"Tell us the whole story Ed."
Edit: Haha Xena, no it wasn't news worthy at all. It was just a shard wound needing a couple of stitches.
Xena stated: source post
Was your assailant female?
Edvard: I had my surprise with that long time ago, from an ex
Yes Ed, was your assailant female?
Edit: Right, Ed might think I'm being serious:
Edvard: after the glass table broke, she took a shard and stabbed my thigh
I'm making a joke.