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Sporks: For or Against

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 32

As the title says.. you can throw in a why though 

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 71
Sporks: For or Against

Nay- useless utensils.

Thats like laminating a paper towel or bathroom tissue and attempting to wipe your ass. Using it will just be messy.

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 3882
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They're fucking abominations

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 2216
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Even if I had one, I don't think I'd use it. Waste of money.

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 1319
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Ew are you kidding me?

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 605
Sporks: For or Against

Greatest invention since the portable chin rest.

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 696
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Against.

A spork is taking two perfectly functional things and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

That being said, I will silently suffer through the indignity of using a spork if my company so desires. But it will forever remain a mark against them.

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 580
Sporks: For or Against

For

good for camping, I have one made of steel.

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 2658
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>try to eat soup

>spills from it

>try to grab some fries with it

>the fry falls due to the large teeth of spork

fuck off

on 8/17/2016
Posts: 3246
Sporks: For or Against

The only time I don't eat with my hands are at a restaurant. I have yet to have been to one that serves sporks.

Or if I'm eating that vile thing called "soup." And I imagine a spork would make that an even shittier experience.

Come to think of it, sometimes I eat beef nachos, and they would be OK for that.

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