i know for sure who gramps would be
Other than that I guess you could all be my children
everyone that strokes my ego can be my mom, dad, sister, brother. people that are neutral or haven't gotten around to stroking me ego can be my cousins, uncles, aunts. people that refuse to stroke my ego or try to berate me can be all the bitch step-parents and in-laws. trolls would be the severely autistic nieces and nephews you don't see that often because you're "busy". and med is my kid <3
Litany stated: source post
Ma - Crick.
Fa - Ed?.
Sis - Dani.
Crazy uncle - Inky.
Aloof distant cous - Tryp.
Estranged aunt - TK.
Feisty grandma - Xena.
Senile grandpa - Tony.
Not as senile as you think Sonny.
I knocked her up and that boy came out of her ass. Your grandmother carried on being wet for your Dad for years. I just stood back and watched you all multiply.
Now your Father likes to be anonymous while strumming it to illegal 17 year old kids on the internet. Right ?
Fine, but your Fa and me are long divorced, with Nini as your new step-mother. Cad is your uncle, Ang is your aunt, DN is your step-dad, and Bluu is your cousin. We call Ger your uncle, but you eventually learn that he's not blood-related and is selling drugs to your aunt. They are constantly over our house (except for Cad) and you are uncomfortable going in to the swimming pool around your Aunt Angee.
Cricket stated: source post
your Fa and me are long divorced
You've fulfilled your purpose here, outsider.