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But a spoon can't stab into food at all, and a fork can't hold any soup or liquid. Even if it is a master of none, the spork is a jack of all trades :D

This is so optimistic. I love it.

But... a spork can't really hold liquid either, and the spork prongs lack enough depth to really hold anything. They also tend to lack the means of cutting stuff, unless you buy a Wildo brand one: 



This thing just has me imagining a lot of Joker smiles and potential lawsuits. 

If you take the area of the spork  where the tines are thickest and kinda draw a proportional oval around the bowl of the spoon , that oval is the are that can hold liquid. I will draw a diagram later, in the car at the moment.  Aaaaand also the tines can stab stuff, you wanna say no then say no to the me of middle school, who made a point of proving this to be true. The key is to  apply force parallel to the handle, otherwise the thing will snap because it's probably made of plastic. 

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But a spoon can't stab into food at all, and a fork can't hold any soup or liquid. Even if it is a master of none, the spork is a jack of all trades :D

Ummm... tell that to this guy!

i eat with sporks, they hold milk, AND they stab steak

i can eat a bowl of hardy steak stew with a spork juuuuust fine, how dare you say they are awkward, they are ingenious. i have loved sporks since my school days. 

Spirit gum, beet juice- cornstarch and TADA

Never heard of them.

My country's quality standards regulations keep many many American products from being brought across the border, tho.

Sporks may have been one of those Murrican things that didn't pass.

Or maybe I just missed them bc I'm not picky enough about my eating utensils to go looking for products with built in redundancy.

xena i love you but you are pushing a fine line, sporks are life....know that if you side against sporks, you are siding against me.