Or rather an exciting tale of adventure, covering its mentionings in SC, inspired by some faggits (and Nini) clinging onto the belittling remarks made by an infuriated woman, to which I couldn't create a decent comeback. So here's that.
One day three years ago I was chilling behind my lappie, checking SC. There, to my great surprise, AspieNigga and JHawk were flooding the pubs with their genitalia measurements, trying to get at each other's throats.
Having no knowledge whatsoever about dicks aside of me owning one, I became curious and walked to the kitchen where the ruler was located amongst various sewing supplies.
After the measuring and converting was commenced I begun to cackle because my back in a day 6.9-ner had both guys beat (It was a bit above that, but 6.9 was sufficient to slap them both in their faces and end that moronic sparring. Also 69).
Once the results were presented my e daddy Edvard frowned upon me "why are you mingling with these idiots Mee", which was followed by a request to measure the width. So I found myself footing back to get me some flexible ruler -_- After everything was taken care off, I received an affirmative in terms of it being enough. Mentioned poofs finally stopped bickering and SC was great again thanks to me!
My junk remained untouched by sc topics after that event until I received a request to make a pic sometime last year, which followed by a plea to send a signed copy by she-who-shall-not-be-named.
Anyway, currently missy and I had an e break up, which followed by her making the said accusations. On one hand, I can grasp from where it can be coming from as she's said how the smallest cock she had was 8 inches. Which is more than my current 7.smth. I decided not to bother measuring it now as it's still under a natural growth for a year. Afterwards I'll contemplate if I want to take magic beans and make it grow all the way up to the sky for some black manlet to climb and steal a magic chick that lays golden eggs and live off of this scheme forever ever after.
So here's the story behind Damien's dick.
closes the book and tucks everyone in
<3
N.B.! the hero of the story was presented as a member of a different skin color for the purpose of showcasing my tolerance to all the races. See how much I care about your feefees, Dani.
