THE GAME OF MAS*H SC-STYLE
You know the drill. Pick a number between 2 and 10. Make the rounds, cross off until you get your MASH. Post answers!
Edit: Here are the rules if it isn't clear.
MASH (ie Mansion-Apartment-Shack-House) is played like so:
1. You choose a number between 2 and 10.
2. You count down the three lists and when you reach that number you cross off that selection.
3. Repeat.
4. What you are left with is your SC Abode, SC Love and SC Auto.
Abode.
1. A brownstone on the Upper West Side
2. A penthouse apartment on the Upper West Side of New York, with a beachfront house on LBI, and a small-ish pied-a-terre in Paris
3. You leave your former lives to open a Tiki Bar on the Island of St. Barth, and live on a houseboat
4. After imitating Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke in ill-considered drunken revelry, you remove the heads of parking meters from an entire street.
For which you are thrown in Guantanamo.
And receive biannual conjugal visits.
5. You rub elbows with Jeff Bezos at a party and for your next engagement he re-gifts you the 200 million USD flight for two around the world.
That he didn’t want.
6. You decide to try one of these genealogical blood tests which links you with Richard Branson (The Founder of Virgin Records). Quelle embarrassment.
He sets you up in his pool house.
You take up his hobby of kitesurfing and pray vigilantly for probate.
The Usual Suspects.
1. Medbedhead
2. Primal
3. C’estmir
4. Chapo
5. Pipsqueak
6. Sugar
7. Xena
8. AIena
9. Systematic
The boring part.
1. A baller black Bugatti
2. A bevy of automobiles, including Land Rovers and a pet-project, red, Miata convertible.
3. A “crème puff†Mercedes, each, with good mileage
4. After a night drinking you make TPG your DD and he totals.
Two expensive racing bikes and a couple no-gear Schwinns for the beach.
5. You don’t care that much for the ostentation of cars. Enough said.
6. Whatever. And a vintage, Porsche 911.
De nada!