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I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 150

You know how I was stealing the whole "fake seizures for attention" thing from MissC? I decided to actually fake a mental breakdown. 

  I was in the middle of the store when I dropped to my knees. I started "crying" and screaming, "I hate myself! It's all too much!" 

  A few ran away. Lots watched. Two people came to my aid. They asked me for my name and I said, "Jesse."

  "It's going to be okay, Jesse," Person 1 comforted. 

 They both told me that I had so many reasons to live for. "I have nothing to live for! I have no friends! Everyone in my family is dead! I'm broke!" 

  They comforted me. Person 2 said to pick a place to eat because she'll be paying. I picked Taco Bell! I ordered eight bean burritos with lettuce and sour cream. 

 

~Gerard


 

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 567
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

BuMp !

Lol I have no comments.  Speachless.

 

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 35
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR STORY, you know why??

You just thank your lucky stars that no one called Emergency Services and transported you to the ER.

8 burritos, my foot

Otherwise you seem fine

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 683
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

WorkofPiece stated: source post

I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR STORY, you know why??

lol. i don't care.

Otherwise you seem fine

i am very fine.

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 1319
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

Seems like a very low payout for embarrassing yourself publicly like that.

You should really work on how you value and view yourself if you're willing to degrade yourself like that for a few tacos. 

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 32
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

not that unbelievable, ive done worse out of sheer boredom....you go ger

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 683
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

They weren't tacos. Hey, i'll probably never see those people again. I got attention like i wanted. So i accomplished that.

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 683
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

I'd like to hear about those things sometimes, Ang.

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 2658
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

Back in my day the way to get attention was by being creative and entertaining, but good on you i guess

on 7/30/2016
Posts: 567
I Faked a Breakdown in the Supermarket

Awww Georgiee, if you wanted Tacos for free, all you had to do was suck my cock  =3

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