"You should really stop telling chocolate frosties from Wendy's to kill themselves, Gerard."
"I wish Pinocchio's nose was up my ass right now."
"I think a world filled with fans would be a fun one."
"If I had to be another race, I'd choose to be asian. Jacky Chan for life."
"Ardvarks are underappreciated."
"Hm, having a threesome with Chapo sounds cool."
"I bet you'd fuck TPG if he was eighteen."
"I love moose. They're such gentle creatures."
"Gerard, I think you should have a milk enema if you're going to complain about Charlie's death in Two and a Half Men."
"Since you're such an attention whore, you should cut yourself and post pictures on your instagram page."
Me: Is my dick big enough for you?
Frank: "It's not twenty inches, so get the fuck out."