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German Police trying to make me join them


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found this on youtube, its been an official TV spot in 2013 and yes they are being serious.

 

Original text in German here

maybe I'll have the patience to translate it later, when I stopped facepalming every time I read this. meanwhile use Google translator

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German Police trying to make me join them

Ack. The translation google gave me was godawful lol

Maybe I'll have another look later and tryta fix up the syntax errors.

Meh... maybe I won't.

 

If I read that properly, I got smthg like this out of it. (Except it's being delivered by fluffy betas who don't know wth they're doing.)

 

 

Fucking surreal.

I hope I'm mistaken.

So glad I'm poised to fuck off north at a minute's notice and take up ice fishing in the event of another large scale war.

0_o

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German Police trying to make me join them

stupendous job offer

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German Police trying to make me join them

Erm... yeah.

But did you see how they're going about doing the recruiting?

They sound like confused childcare workers tryina learn some kewell song on the fly to make police work more interesting to people who don't give a flying fuck.

 

The irony lol

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German Police trying to make me join them

Wait for the thrill of it in full glory in Toronto. TruTard bringing it direct to you! 

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German Police trying to make me join them

Wut?

Is that a bunch of brown people tryina showcase their Aryan pride?

Stranger things have happened, I guess.

Lemme see if I can find some vids of the black dude who talked his way into being made an honourary member of the KKK.

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