Pokemon Go!
Pokemon Go! is the most played game or something like that. I don't understand why. It's like it's 2001 again. Hillary is running for president and people are playing Pokemon. Some woman almost got snatched off the street. Two people fell off a cliff. People are getting out their cars and trespassing. A convicted pedophile was found playing it with kids outside a courthouse. Probably someone from here. (Chapo.) Pokemon is pure down syndrome.
Parents are letting their kids play outside at night. It's pitch fucking black. At 11 pm, Frank and I were having a nice romantic night, but some bitch ass 10 year olds start screaming about Pokemon Go! They were outside my house yelling a conversation about it. Frank got mad and yelled, "Shut the fuck before I slit your throat!" Which is out of character for him, but I give him an A+.
I was in a store yesterday and this 40 year old man was standing in my way playing the game. People were talking about it and I swear to God, I heard this woman say, "I want Pikachu in my vagina." I'm hoping I misheard.
Apparently millions of people in this world have down syndrome. We might as well call this place "Pokemon Go! Community."
I also overheard this one lady in the store talking about a "Parents against Pokemon Go." Sign me the fuck up! I could care less about them getting snatched off the street. I just don't want them outside my house screaming. Also, I was whistling in the store and this guy begged me to stop cause he's got sensitive ears. I kept whistling. I swear to God I fucking hate this town. It's like that stereotypical suburban town. Everyone's all happy and there's "Parents against" clubs. People here are like Kyle's mom (south park).
I can't go anywhere without someone playing the fucking game. I don't understand the attraction. You go around and you see some pussy ass pokemon on your phone. This world is such fucking shit. Everyone freaked the fuck out because Twinkies went out of production, Tumblr exists, Trump has supporters, people self diagnose themselves with psychosis when they feel sad. And there's shootings and world hunger. But I don't really care about those last two. Whoops.
I'm gonna create a "Sociopaths against Pokemon Go" club. This basically just turned into a rant. Maybe that's the way I started this thread out. I don't know. I just really hate Pokefag Go!