I want to be manager. I want to own a Hot Topic. I want to have access to Chapo's personal life. I want to stay married. I want a kid. I want an unlimited past to Disney World. I want to bungee jump. I want to skydive. I want to drag race. I want to boss people around. I want to rape people. By people, I mean Andy Biersack and Jensen Ackles. I want Andy Biersack and Jensen Ackles to be my personal sex slaves. I don't ever want to feel empty again. I want to be happy. I want to be best friends with Charlie Sheen. I wish Charlie didn't die in Two and a Half Men.
Money.
I must say I'm satisfied with the rest.
What few things about myself could be tweaked (chubby bum, etc.) could all be easily managed with money. I could fix everything that's wrong with my life with a piddling $1million.
$50million would give me kewell stuff to do till I die and enough profit to last my family generations and generations.