I sink like a rock, so I'd be outside of the festivities watching other people have fun.
Xena stated: source post
That's ok. Swimming is yet another talent of mine that I would refuse to share with these assholes anyway.
What... does this even mean? If thrown into the water, would you seriously let yourself drown out of spite?
inb4 "I have many skills".
Give TC my air mattress. And keep an eye on you. No sense to be at the water and not IN it.
Edvard stated: source post
Ana is running on the beach Baywatch style and I join her. Wooster has too much alcohol from the bar (there is a bar, right?) and is puking in the public toilet. Jim is applying sun cream on TPG's back but his cringy speedos can't hide his erection. TK sunbathes topless. Nina is staying alone under an umbrella reading a philosophy book and I plan to get her into the water and pull her under the surface like a jerk. Primal verbally abuses the dark skinned poor woman offering massages and selling coconuts. Meta is in the hotel room drawing gore. Systematic is watching the waters ready to protect anyone from drowning since the lifeguard is too distracted with Angee. MissB found a jellyfish and wants to keep it as a pet. Luna goes on private Banana boat rides not wanting anyone from here to join her.
LOL...I would never do that! You tick! I tip the masseuse as standard operating procedure. Yeessh..
I'd be underwater about 30m or so, depending on the location.