<3 He's my dwarf crush!
Result: Joffrey Baratheon
You're kind of the worst, and you know it. If you have any friends, they're probably scared of you and trying to stay on your good side (and secretly dreaming of giving you a slap). Fear is a powerful motivator, but you should consider changing your ways , or hire someone to test your food for poison as soon as possible...
Result: Petyr Baelish
You're a master of manipulation, and you've probably got so many deals, alliances and schemes in place, it's a wonder that you remember your own name. Some fools may underestimate your cunning, but you're basically most dangerous person in Westeros, because there's no way of knowing where your loyalties truly lie - and that's the way you like it.
Can't stand him. fml.