How do guys?
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Start off by not being a underachieving, lazy, pothead. The three are probably tied together, so it probably doesn't matter which one you try to work on first, the other two will follow.
You sound brainwashed.
1. How long do you want to be famous for?2. Do you want/need to be alive to enjoy your fame?
As long as possibleI don't plan to end my life over fame I won't experience.
With your skillset? You'll have to kill somebody.I would recommend dressing up in drag and pretending to be a Russian mail order bride to lure Donald Trump into being naughty.When he flies out to meet you, you can shoot him. :D
What do you want to be famous for?
I do not understand why that would be desirable. Is it the adulation? Ego masturbatory sense of self-accomplishment?
Lets go with the latter.