https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/how-white-are-you-really?utm_term=.efrLEK7e0#.hp9Q8klpr
You checked off 1 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.
Congratulations, you are NOT white! You're the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that's OK because the sun is your friend and that's cool as shit.