You have only yourself to thank my dear.
i wrote this as a joke, but it might have true potential.
The cabinet.
I look at the cabinet.
The cabinet is my provider.
He stores bread
And Goober
Goober is peanut butter and jelly in the same jar
The cabinet is calling for me
I look at it
I walk towards it
The cabinet is my only friend
It will be with me until the end
Cabinet won't leave
...Like all my friends...
I stay by the cabinet
For the rest of my life
But my life came to an end one day
I died by the cabinet
My only friend
I'm just an old ghost now
Staring at a cabinet
Making sure no one goes in