For anyone that thinks I'm memeing: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17474967
I kept this one thinking nobody will believe me but I can't anymore, I gotta have that internet clout. After receiving a letter from the army saying I wasn't present at the latest check and need to report myself urgently to the nearest army clinic for evaluation and I was explained by the doctor the conditions that could exempt me from army. He stated homosexuality as one of the reasons and I shyly admitted that I get erections from watching young pretty and feminine men get fucked. He told me that he hears that all the time and that he needs to have me watch a video and be naked from waist down to prove my attraction to men. I consented and took my pants off and he inserted a DVD that showed two tanned brazilian teen boys kissing passionately and in the first seconds my dick has already started rising uncontrollably. He gave my penis a peek, gave a humiliating head shake and said "I'm sorry son, the diagnosis is you're a faggot" and tells me to pull my pants up and go home. He raised an eyebrow when I asked him if I could clone the DVD. But it's safe to say I don't have to do army now so yay!!!