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This is a poem that I wrote just now, entitled "The Micropenis".

The last chipolata at a hotel buffet

The shrinking light at the close of a day

A tiny, troublesome, trivial thing

A wasp or a bee or a thing with no sting

Your penis is small, I said with a frown

By no fault of your own, but still, a let-down

"But I use it well!" You decree, you exclaim 

I'm yawning and now unconvinced of your claim

A penis so small is no penis at all

A penis implausible to install

I've no use for this shaft, not this day or then

I ask you to cease and to sheath your small pen

Goodbye my friend, I appreciate your cleanness

But now I must decline your micropenis

It's beautiful! 

Here is one my Grampa does but it's probably on google.

Casey jones was a son of a bitch 

Drove a big steam engine right in the ditch 

Lined a hundred women against the wall

He bet five hundred he could fuck them all

He fucked 98 until his balls turned blue then back off and jacked of and fucked the last two

Casey jones went to hell 

He fucked the devil and he fucked him well

All the little demons ran up the wall screaming kill him now

before he fucks us all.

this is awesome

well done, I got a semi now cuz of you

i like them!

i got reminded of while reading the poems (note: it aint very poetic, just like me, lol):

english: http://affenknecht.com/lyrics/rammstein-buck-dich-lyric-with-english-translation/