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Try fighting two Mewtwos. Now who's got friends?

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If it's a doubles battle then I'd need a teammate. 

Friendship in Pokemon is normally more of a sidelines thing, or a convenient status effect, maybe access to a potion. 

Status effect: Awesome x2

That friendship won't last: 

I'm sure we'll be fine

Cadaver stated: source post

I give people what they want, not what they ask for.

is this a quote from pokemon? cos this is my life's motto

anastacia stated: source post

Honest and Naturalistic, you are a truly humble soul with a real appreciation for nature and the outdoors. Your open mind soaks in the world around you like a sponge, and you tend to be very empathetic and understanding. You've grown up fast your whole life, and recognize that there's still more growing to do. Now go soak up some sunlight and Razor Leaf your way into the horizon!

I want to be cuter. 

major fucking massive lol. my darling, the one dani got is clearly more suited to you but this is too funny

i have no idea, i do not know the pokemon characters

Shaking my head. The fuck is wrong with you people.

I got Ivysaur.

I disagree. I AM JIGGLY PUFF.