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I like turnip because she's what a woman should be: submissive, charming, coy, playful, sweet and easygoing. Take notes ladies!

The narrative evolves. 

He'd look lovely all pierced with meathooks and wrapped in macrame rope burns hanging over my dining room table.

I'd love to see him covered in hot swirls of the multicoloured wax dripping from the candles I'll set in his booty and over the surface of his back.

He can do smthg useful for me for a change and light up my dinner table.

lolwhoops. *she  ;)

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I'd love to see him covered in hot swirls of the multicoloured wax dripping from the candles I'll set in his booty and over the surface of his back.

 

the fact that you said booty instead of any other word cracked me up for some reason

Damn. That's all that cracked you up?

I'll keep working on muh funny  :(

if only she were a real woman. and she pms me.