Ladies and gentlemen of SC, allow me to introduce myself; JoeVagAnus. I am new to the splendor of sociopathy and the importance of the image of myself and the creation of my persona, or should I say, lack thereof. But really, that is a minor detail in the scope of things given the current state of indifference. Despite the obvious, I am trembling with excitement at the hopes that your kind, generous and psychologically aware selves would be so generous as to help me choose the most suitable avatar to express myself. If you have other suggestions, besides suicide for myself, please post them here.