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This thread is a good opportunity to demonstrate how a proper marriage proposal works on SC.
This was my first proposal of marriage to DNJACK that came after the receipt of an impressive dick pic. Notice how it was without context , blindsiding and also initially unanswered:
The second proposal came a mere days later, after DNJACK had the time to consider what a wonderful opportunity it would be to me married to such an adorable bundle of pycho. Notice how I waited until he responded to my post before dropping the question. Also note the somewhat threatening tone used in this second proposal. It should be mentioned that full face photos, with cleavage, were sent prior to this second attempt:
In the third attempt, after DNJACK had demonstrated that I was now the object of his affection via very welcomed cyberstalking, I presented rational reasons as to why our marriage would work. Notice how positively he responds to this proposal:
After realizing just time intensive and fucking lame weddings actually are, I took the opportunity to propose an alternative to the traditional wedding. Notice how I made sure it was inline with the results of his online quiz prior to making the suggestion. Again, positive results!
Then of course, we met in person and the marriage was consummated. Because what the fuck is the point of marriage if you're not getting laid?
And that, my dears, is how you get married on SC.
