If you want to melt sugars heart you must combine a love potion of two hydrogens and one oxygen.
hdiver stated: source post
advice to her suitor:
maybe gifts, what does she like?
or attention? try complimenting her.
try that. sometimes it takes time and effort :)
say dirty things to me that I can repeat to her in private
sugar is our savior stated: source post
hdiver stated: source post
hmmm.
advice to her suitor:
maybe you can use your imagination. there are lots of body parts that you can talk about.
penis, vagina, boobs, etc.
start talking dirty to me you cock sucking wanker!
are you aroused?
Try the words "Fuck me, you cunt" and then go from there. If you're lucky, she'll sucker punch you.
hdiver stated: source post
lol.
thank you. bump
Why did you write "bump"? There was no need to write "bump". Stop doing that.
hdiver stated: source post
hmmm.
advice to her suitor:
maybe you can use your imagination. there are lots of body parts that you can talk about.
penis, vagina, boobs, etc.
start talking dirty to me you cock sucking wanker!
are you aroused?
hdiver stated: source post
no,
wait a minute i thought i was talking to a sugar suitor
is this sugar?
you. are. useless.
sugar is our savior stated: source post
start talking dirty to me you cock sucking wanker!
are you aroused?
lol, looks like you started early.