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learn to take a joke rather than taking everything as a serious attack against you rofl 

can't sweeper the peeper

"I always preface my misinterpretations of jokes with lol and follow said misinterpretations with smilies.

I laugh when I'm being attacked."

ur being contradictory again 

and it wouldn't be a misinterpretation if you understood it was a joke >_>

Yeah. You got me.

I always preface my misinterpretations of jokes with lol and follow said misinterpretations with smilies.

I laugh when I'm being attacked.

Wait... yes I do lol

Ok. I can see why you're confused, you poor kid  XD

lol sure you are. Your wee red hat has me shaking in my boots xD

What's my last name?

My address?

 u r so smrt  :D

What happened to your two jobs? Fired already? 

So you lied about being too busy? 

It's 7:30 on a Saturday morning. Even my tyrant boss isn't evil enough to make me start this early.

I work 3pm-11pm today.

But don't despair. You will be rid of me later this morning. I have to shop before I go to work today.