This can be turned into a story time in which all of us can contribute.
As he was dying, his life flashed before his eyes.
One evening when he was 18, therefore of legal age, TPG got aroused by some meme and noticed that he had ran out of baby oil. He grunted and went out for a trip to the nearest shop. He remained firm for a bit and payed more attention to female passerbyes than usual.
Wanting to save time he took a shortcut and turned to a dim lit path. There he noticed a female squating near a rubbish container, taking care of some business. What he didn't see was a big bad turk, approaching him from behind with a smug grin.
Little portion of his blood went to his private part, expanding it a little. Which was somewhat fortunate since he received a blow to the back of his head, making everything around fade to black for a moment. The scared lady did a number two and started running away.