A few kilometers too far for me.
And i have no money.
But i would actually go if i had money, as i value my money very little.
happy future birthday to you.
your birthday present from me to you is this fucked up advise poem
roses are red, have fun, life is short, you will fucking blink and you will be old.
violets are blue, dont drink too much, you may regret it. wine is fine but whiskey is quicker.(stole that one)
your friends are nuts, gathering friends from this site may be hazardous to your health and well being :) (lets see what comments arise)
spend as much time in your birthday suit as possible and post the pictures (just thought i would throw that in for fun)
have fun and happy birthday. i will not be coming due to hating large groups of people, not "really" caring, birthdays are overrated,
I dont want to spend the money on a present, and a few other reasons.
Systematic stated: source post
Bump because I'm a raging attention whore
Bump because ditto